Jack Bensinger
@JackBensinger
Surreal wedding invite. Probly wont care tmrw 😅
I apologize for screaming at the court drawer. I now know that is a job and not a media spy/pervert. My intention was to help protect the integrity of the court room
Wonder if any crabs saw this animatronic and slit their own throat
Bruce, the animatronic shark from JAWS (1975).
Crying cuz ill never get to hear what the Poor Things DVD menu music wouldve been😞
This book made me cry. I was actually legitimately shocked by how good it is. And the topic is completely insane and wildly consequential; like, it's hard to oversell. Comes Sept; preorder at ifanyonebuildsit.com, and go down your list of friends and tell 'em to preorder too!
TW: getting shot in the foot by Benson Boone for grinding on him and saying "i dont know who u r dude but my sister says ur famous" i got shot in the foot by Benson Boone for grinding on him and saying "i dont know who u r dude but my sister says ur famous"
That smirk at the beginning… Jack knew he was about to nail that song
Clothing strike day 1. I will not wear clothes until trump resumes funding medical research.
Whats it like to go on a date with a nearly militant socialist like me?…. ..We watch Poor Things on ur phone as I delicately shave ur head….. …we share a pack of american spirit yellow in my carpeted truck bed… … i go down on u for 8 years until trump exits the white house
Luigi's lawyer should say something like this: I am representing the wickedly innocent Lugiwi Dazeem
Wait… Trump is the 45th and 47th president. 4+5=9 4+7=11 4*5=20 4*7=28 Awesome! 😑
LEAKED LUIGI MCDONALDS TRANSCRIPT: “Can I get a number 1 large fries and a diet coke even though I did it? Or wait- ignore that last thang hahaaaa. Raiders fan I am. Yoda football… Fuck…”
As the hole in my heart expands, the room on my skin depleats 😔🕊️
Im down to look the other way, but im pretty fkin sure who that is
So we feel bad for mike tyson when he fights someone 30 years younger, but when i fight someone 30 years younger i get fired from the Montessori? Na