JSON Parser Enjoyer

@JSONParsrEnjoyr

Joined August 2022

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JSON Parser Enjoyer@JSONParsrEnjoyr · Jul 25

We need this guy to save us…

JSON Parser Enjoyer@JSONParsrEnjoyr · Jul 3

Chipotle workers when I wait for them to serve the first scoop of steak before asking for double

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JSON Parser Enjoyer@JSONParsrEnjoyr · Jun 7

Change my view: there is no good reason for an AI to ever use the word “um”

JSON Parser Enjoyer@JSONParsrEnjoyr · Apr 28

When it’s toward the end of the song and the chorus plays twice this time for the extra dopamine

JSON Parser Enjoyer@JSONParsrEnjoyr · Apr 22

THE BULLS ARE BACK IN TOWN THE BULLS ARE BACK IN TOWN

JSON Parser Enjoyer@JSONParsrEnjoyr · Apr 21

Is Bitcoin finally doing that M2 chart thing it’s supposed to do? 👀

JSON Parser Enjoyer@JSONParsrEnjoyr · Apr 20

The stealth pump continues… NOBODY MOVE A MUSCLE

JSON Parser Enjoyer@JSONParsrEnjoyr · Apr 20

Bagholding $LINK for 5 years will grant you this power

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JSON Parser Enjoyer@JSONParsrEnjoyr · Apr 6

Kek, so much for the “bitcoin has decoupled from the stock market”narrative

JSON Parser Enjoyer@JSONParsrEnjoyr · Apr 2

I asked ChatGPT to depict where we are at in the market cycle...

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Sgt. ⬡ PΞPΞ⛓️@cho__eth · Mar 31

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JSON Parser Enjoyer@JSONParsrEnjoyr · Mar 31

If you’re an important file and you’re the first thing that pops up when I open Notepad, may God have mercy on ye

JSON Parser Enjoyer@JSONParsrEnjoyr · Mar 27

In this moment I am euphoric. Not because of some phony God’s blessing, but because I managed to troubleshoot a database issue

JSON Parser Enjoyer@JSONParsrEnjoyr · Mar 21

Stay succulent. Stay juicy. And keep hodling Chainlink (ticker: $LINK)

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JSON Parser Enjoyer@JSONParsrEnjoyr · Mar 12

I had a dream last night that $LINK had a god candle to $400. Make of that what you will.

JSON Parser Enjoyer@JSONParsrEnjoyr · Mar 12

$LINK already won. Sergey Nazarov met with President Trump. The last obstacle—regulatory uncertainty—is being dismantled as we speak. Chainlink is the global standard for DeFi, capital markets, and soon governments. Watch the dominoes fall. $1T+ market cap is inevitable (NFA)

JSON Parser Enjoyer@JSONParsrEnjoyr · Mar 2

Slowly, then all at once. $LINK

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JSON Parser Enjoyer@JSONParsrEnjoyr · Feb 21

Choose your class:

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JSON Parser Enjoyer@JSONParsrEnjoyr · Feb 21

If I lose $20 playing poker with my buddies I feel depressed all weekend. But if I watch my portfolio fall by six figures overnight I literally feel nothing. Is my brain broken?

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