Jeff
@JMcNutty23
#MutantFam. Nerd. Retired NYPD Homicide Detective and Hostage Negotiator living quietly in the mountains.
Keeping Winnifred calm during the storm. Doggie Valium on the way, forthwith!!! #AdoptDontShop
Thank God they are back in stock. I have a date to play Jarts and realized my Jorts don’t fit anymore! Crisis averted! 😮💨😳
New shirt on the way (that I can’t wear out of the house 🤦♂️😂). #BJ #RighteousGemsones #MalePoleDancing
And “Crazy Horses” rules!!!!
Remembering my brother in music, Ozzy Osbourne. I've always looked back at this commercial we shot in '03 so fondly. The last time we spoke was backstage of Dancing with The Stars season 9, when he told me how much he loved the Osmond song, "Crazy Horses"...talk about crazy!…
Before my time (thank god). Would’ve drank myself to death here…. Catherine Slip and South Street…Manhattan Bridge and FDR in background.
The NYPD has a sophisticated fleet of rowboats at the ready for any rowboat-related activities that may arise. You can sleep easy now. 😂🤦♂️
Channeled my inner @choptopmoseley and asked the Doc if using this whole thing was REALLY necessary. He assured me it was not. 🤷♂️ #MutantFam
Man….happy birthday to a guy I wanted to be when I grew up. 😔. #ChrisCornell #Soundgarden
Is the singer from The Human League related to Colin Farrell? 🤷♂️ is it Colin Farrell?
