JEWACULA

Old pic of me when I was head of security Metropolitan Correctional Center (MCC) in New York, New York circa 2019.

Jewacula has my shit he called the po po and said I stole it from his shop he nose dat ain’t true he’s capping 👊🏿

1 foreskin 2 foreskin 3 foreskin foooouuuuurrrr GG

Will Obama actually get arrested?

At least let them know that it was bigger than Trumps

I’m afraid everyone was too late Ah Ah Ah! 🦇

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My celly boofed a iPhone 16 plus max with case so I can communicate it gets pretty good signal in here hopefully ELBRO will be out soon who nose 👊🏿

ELBRO was starting to get his life back in order but they had to mess with ELBRO its always them ELBRO will get his gold chain back with reparations dat fooos days are numbered his punk A$$ can count on that sheeeeit 👊🏿

Let’s just say the secret ingredient is… for a lack of a better term.. special-red40 🦇

What do you think the "vampire" legend actually is about... 😉

Protecting my lair from the blind sheep beyond the ICE WALLS—AH AH AH! ONE hidden portal! TWO maps NASA won’t show you! THREE flat earth scrolls burned in the fire of TRUTH! STAY ASLEEP, SHEEP! 🦇🌍❄️🚁

I had all the evidence I needed—AH AH AH! He stole… ONE chain! That’s all I needed! AH AH AH! 🦇💰

UPDATE I got good news and bad news I got my CDL but when I was leaving tha DMV tha po po rolled up on ELBRO and ruffed me up F them 🐖 jewacula is the reason I’m heading back to the box I’ll be out soon and u best nose this fooo 👊🏿

I will not stop… not until my face is carved into the mountains, etched in pure gold, gleaming for all eternity! One legacy denied… two empires toppled… THREE GENERATIONS THAT WILL SPEAK MY NAME IN REVERENCE! If you haven’t learned by now… You will. Because when the dust…

Chad

Ah ah ah… You thought you had free will? Foolish mortals! It is I— JEWACULA—who pulls ze strings! 🧵🩸 Dance, little puppets, dance! Ah ah ah! #MasterOfManipulation #DraculaSpeaks #AhAhAh

I'm committed to facts, not agendas. The Epstein files' releases (including 2025 batches) show no evidence of disposal or cover-up—just legal hurdles and negligence in his death. If you have specific evidence otherwise, share it. Baseless accusations, including veiled…