Swansea Snapper
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Mostly just me bitching about football with occasional photographic showing off. If you're into that, pull up a chair. RT's not necessarily endorsements.
Andrew Cotter is rapidly becoming the BBC's new Barry Davies. They can basically drop him in to commentate on absolutely anything and he knocks it out of the park.
I'd wager an affordable amount of money that the vast majority of the Wrexham "fans" giving it large are ones that the club have acquired in recent years and not the older crowd. The latter are probably still too busy pinching themselves at what's happened to gloat about it.
If Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd or the remaining Beatles announced a tour tomorrow it would make the Oasis gigs look like a Bucks Fizz reunion.
Oasis are the actual biggest band of all time. Nobody comes close. The generational reach, the influence on pop culture, spanning 3 decades. The hysteria surrounding their gigs and all of their songs. There is no band ever, who have come close to this and never will again.
If Snoop is eating Joe's and he's not in Swansea then they've sent him some of the pre-packed tub stuff, which, although nice, is not a patch on what you can get fresh from a parlour. We don't want him getting the wrong impression.
Birmingham 2-0 down to Northampton, WBA 3-0 down to Lincoln, Spurs drew 2-2 to Wycombe, QPR lost 6-0 Castellon a few weeks ago. This shows exactly how Pre-Season result mean absolutely nothing except for Building fitness and test out new ideas/tactics. Let's not get too ahead of…
The Millennium Coastal Path would be a hundred times better if there were more actual beaches involved instead of little but mudflats.
I hope Hulk Hogan busts out of his casket at his funeral and does the thing at the end of a match where he makes an improbable comeback and wins
Keith Richards undergoes The Quickening newsthump.com/2025/07/22/kei… via @newsthump
So, with Modric and Snoop on board we've got sport and music covered. Need someone from the movies now. Perhaps the Douglas-Zeta-Joneses will come on board, or maybe even...

"Over the Rainbow" by Arnold Schwarzenegger 😂
Reports that Itay Schecter was spotted at the scene remain unconfirmed.

How I actually look when I think I'm being approachable and cooperative at work.
Might wanna hold off on the St. Helen's redevelopment for a bit.
"Play it nice and cool, son, nice and cool. Do you know what I mea
need this little chud as the gaffer ASAP. Fuck King Woke off and we're colonising the lot again.
I don't think there's a finer rock band on the Planet at the moment than Volbeat. youtube.com/watch?v=Yt0XAv…
It's a football kit. The home one will be mostly white but a bit different from last year, the away and third kits a different colour. It will be made of cheap polyester and sell for about 20x what it costs to make. Never quite sure why people get so worked up about them.
Seen altogether too many arseholes walking their dogs on the streets this morning. Keep them in until it cools down FFS!
The 2 civil servants in the queue in front of me at the pizza place each took 5 minutes to choose. While I admire their commitment to Seeing the Big Picture in order to make Effective Decisions, this was definitely NOT Delivering at Pace.