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Heri uishi kwa shimo kama porcupine kuliko kuishi kwa nyumba ya mwanamke

Let’s get lil man a phone please😂😂😂

I have experienced this and nilitii!

Kuna this limited edition that only tweet about sports. Maybe I would think twice about those ones.

BREAKING: Marcus Morris Sr. has been robbing NBA teams of millions for years — now finally facing charges of fraud. (Via @TMZ_Sports)

Nah that's foul😭

Thanks for kickin' it with us, @B_Fernandes8 & @ManUtd! ⚽️⚾️

She’s definitely the most beautiful footballer ever.

Messi and his wife were shown at the Coldplay concert in Miami 😆 (via mrbusinesstravels/Instagram)

1956: David Ndii's uncle Ndirangu Mau shot Freedom Fighter Dedan Kimathi - for reward money from colonial govt. Ndirangu was paid Sh3,000 - equivalent to KES 12 Million today, in terms of purchasing power. 2025: David Ndii helps William Ruto rob Kenyans - for money. David is…

Hiyo kitu hukuwa ukweli..Don't announce your plans. Kuna watu wa roho chafu sana. Kuna boys wangu announced anaenda majuu months before the day ya kuishia..Jamaa alifika hadi Majuu, kwa Airport akajikoroga and wakamrudisha the following day😭😭😭

"I bought the beans. Get out." "My name is on the lease. Get out." "Do you even know how much the mortgage is? Get out." "Hello, Mutua? Please kuja na soldier mnitolee huyu mtu kwangu. I've called the caretaker. Get out."

Wacha nikutafutie job nyeri 😂😂

For CHAN, fans will not be allowed to carry devices such as loudspeakers, megaphones, vuvuzelas, drums, or whistles into the stadium. #CHAN2024

🚨🔴 Liverpool are prepared to go big for Alexander Isak after Luis Diaz sale done. Isak, keen on the move and not even in talks with Saudi clubs. Only Liverpool. Up to Newcastle now, with #LFC waiting but ready to enter strong with record proposal.

I'm of a different mindset. I used to make fun of manifesting but it might actually be key because it gives you confidence!

Cheating huwa always premeditated sio kitu huhappen randomly ivo. That's why cheating should never be forgiven

Man tuliapply job Fulani na maboiz Fulani wakaitwa interview wakapewa job Mimi ata sikuitwa interview maze na Mimi ndio niliwaambia tuapply after being given the link by a friend. Inaniuma ajabu but I feel good for my boys.

This take us back to ile tweet ya ulimkula but alirudi kwa nani? Ninjas be overlookin some crazy stuff out here.

I know a guy ako in his early 30s ameekwa Na Dem ako 22. Ziko Na uzuri Na ubaya but on the long run ubaya ndo mob