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"A change of politicians without a change of policies will take us nowhere. We don't need a new Afrika; we need new Afrikans with a new mindset." —Maponga Mara-Rah III

You know what is crazy , Affordable housing to a generation suffering unemployment

Safaricom be like: Oh, you like this cheap bundle? Next time we'll hide it from the main page. Oh, you found it after multiple menus? Guess what, it now costs 10 bob extra. Oh, you paid for it 3 times after the price hike? Fuck you, the bundle no longer exists on offer for you.

🚨 My Guess for the #TechChallenge by @EddieMutisya 🚨 🔹 HP Spectre x360 Convertible 13t/14t 🧠 Intel Core i7 | 16GB RAM | 1TB SSD | Touchscree | Stylus Support 💻 2-in-1, Premium Build, OLED Display Lets see who the real techies are 🔥

Amerix: walking barefoot allows the body to absorb free electrons from the earth's surface that helps to neutralize harmful free radicals in the body. Gen Z;

Happy Sabbath Brethren

I may look ok but deep down ningetaka Morara anirudishie 5 bob yangu, ni vile sina M-Pesa record.

Wildbeests Have been Abducted

One of the wildebeests launched yesterday is being treated under SHA after being injured by a lion😂 @Kibet_bull @Wanjiru2027

The resemblance

"however beautiful the zebra was, it's the donkey that was domesticated" ~ African Proverb

Nimeona uko na steel wool mpya my friend

"salaaalah! Kumbe uko area bro, karibu ni-launch vyombo zako"

By the way this is a sign of kidney failure I hope it's in advanced stages

Dear God, may every part of the body swell and burst just like Judas who fell headlong and burst in the middle.

"yes Mr. Launcher, you can now go launch the hell fire"

"mom, kumbe wewe ni mwongo, nimeona social media wakisema ati Oscar Sudi ndio alijenga ile nyumba ya shosh"

But not from our minds