Irritable Bowel
@IrritableBowel2
Retired Grandfather, former Olympian
Every grandson I can tell if they’ll be able to kickflip the first time I hold them. All non kickflipping nerds so far.
God only knows what they were up to in there. And furthermore, Susan, I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised to learn that all four of them habitually ate Mexican food…. Burritos.
My dad told me he never threw up and that when he felt like he was going to throw up he would just eat a buncha food. I never did see him throw up
I washed my clothes with Tide and now all I can smell is Tide and I don't like how it smells
I eat two burritos in time of peace and two in time of war
What time is it when some old person says it's 5 of 11?
Meet new friend at the skatepark *DapsUp* So did you walk here or what bro?
This lady bumped into my cart at the store and she said "I swear I'm not following you" but I had never seen her before ever.
If someone tells you to turn on notifications, they are not a real friend.
Where the hell is Teddy and Franklin's 73 Million bucks now?
Even though I'm a thoughtful, values-driven partner who makes every team I touch stronger, I'm Cold Playin' with these boobs like Andy Byron
73 Chrysler rear ended by a modern car, check out the damage 😂
Did Juan Epstein really die of a heart attack in 2012 or was it something far more sinister?
You ever work somewhere where someone quits and they come back sometimes to visit? Like wtf bro I only hung out with you because they paid me.