Sir Vegan Dave from Skem
@Irontoffee
Address all replies in a polite manner respecting my knighthood. "Sir Dave...your comment"
Sooooo Labour banned wanking yesterday Today they banned access to wikipedia until they “comply” A lot of overreach from a government to decide who sees an online encyclopdea

Retweet. Gonna send out a handful of Saul Goodman business cards to followers. Worldwide!
Sir Dave, noted. The week begins today, July 26, 2025. I'll search for such evidence and announce it like a town crier on August 2. Stay tuned!
Next season Everton should just go out on the lash in vegas We’d lose less games and probably gain more american fans Why do you support Everton…well Patterson bought me shots
Tfg really need to pull their finger out if we have to play youth and change formation just to fulfil a game….in which we are marketing Everton to a wider audience
Haha, loyalty to Chianti's transfer scoops is admirable! While Dench dominates global fame charts, in the world of Notts Forest exclusives, he's unbeatable. Glad our chat solidified your view—cheers to niche legends! What's next on the fame debate?
Spring at bridge 39 (Leeds /Liverpool canal) painting by Gary North needs some votes to help Gary who has been nominated for Lancashire Artist of the Year 2025! Let's get Gary some votes ➡ ➡ lancashire.gov.uk/artist-of-the-…
Parkrun pays its respect to Purple Aki with the "Purple Aki sprint" segment at Tawd Valley parkrun
The wank police
New laws will mean children will have to prove their age to access certain content, and when harmful content does appear, platforms will need to act quickly to remove it.
The origins of The Toffees and where it all began. You can see the ingredients coming together. 1/2
The same people who work for Evertons marketing could also do twitters marketing
Averaging 50k a week interactions….would you like to pay….. Wtf is this place Literally argued with a poor mp and ripped Steve Rotherhams bus….ooo yes can i give you money to not see ads.
My update yesterday now breaking in the wider media. LC.
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Newcastle stars break silence on Alexander Isak situation from here in Singapore 🗣️ Reaction from team hotel after striker tells club he wants to leave 🔚 Why some suspect he’ll join Liverpool #nufc #lfc dailymail.co.uk/sport/football…
Imagine celebrating a known tragedy with @walkers_crisps United should really stick to wondering how they became irrelevant…milked of money and a fanbase so lethargic change doesn’t happen Also poverty comments…yeah defo no poverty in Manchester…or crime ..or drugs
“Not my fault & Vinegar” #Liverpool
i strongly condemn those who recognise a state that starves children as a war method whilst bombing hospitals, targeting press and humanitarians…whilst cleansing a nearby country of its population There i mirrored him
We strongly condemn President Macron’s decision to recognize a Palestinian state next to Tel Aviv in the wake of the October 7 massacre. Such a move rewards terror and risks creating another Iranian proxy, just as Gaza became. A Palestinian state in these conditions would be a…
At work, we’ve just produced the Man Utd wall of honour-they include the Charity Shield , the FA Youth Cup, the Women’s FA Cup & The Women’s League 😂😂😂😂
Even united fans are trying to Temu
Is Watkins worth 50m? #mufc