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Astros baseball fanatic. RIP Golden Era 2015-2022.
Soooo… when can we get a lefty that can just flip outside pitches into the Crawford Boxes? I’ll hang up and listen for the answer.
I feel bad for the fans at the stadium tonight. Kids are going to make them stay and watch this shit show so they can see fireworks afterwards.
Which Astros position player(s) pitching tonight?
Damn, about to get swept by the As at home. Dana needs to get on that phone and somebody in HOU sooner, rather than later.
Astros have lost 6 out 7. The first 2 episodes of Strange New Worlds and Foundation have been meh. Nobody has it worse than this Astros fan right now.
Sorry y’all. I was on vacation last week and wasn’t able to watch any games when the team owned the Rockies and Dodgers. Of course as soon as I get back and able to watch, we get swept by CLE and now getting dicked down by TEX. Think I’ll tune out the rest of the weekend.
Looking good for the over.
Over/Under … Brice 4Ks this game? Kid has some major contact issues in MiLB.
Over/Under … Brice 4Ks this game? Kid has some major contact issues in MiLB.
Looking like a McCullers and Gusto tandem start tonight. 😬
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*Ahem* We're still waiting...
Astros GM Dana Brown is making moves this offseason to lock down stars in his lineup 👀 h/t @brianmctaggart
I wonder what CLE fans are thinking right now. Knowing they gave away Yainer for a dead contract in Myles Straw.
Jimmy Wynn was known as the Toy Cannon. Is Alvarez going to be known as the Glass Cannon in Astros lore?