Croaky Caiman 🐊🇺🇸
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Nature’s humble janitor cleaning up the political mess. Deep-dive analysis on politics & Federalism #NewFederalist https://croakycaiman.substack.com/
Shell Games and Safety Nets: Medicaid Reform as Political Magic 🚨 Congress didn’t cut Medicaid. They just played a shell game and that will leave red states holding the bag. Blue states will absorb it. Red states will bleed. And voters will beg for more federal power to clean…
You directly stole money from people who trusted you with their information, stole their identities and went shopping with it and then lied about it repeatedly until taking a plea deal.
And I get 7 fucking years! Tell me this is not an upside down political justice system! I hope the prosecutors, FBI agents and the Judge in my case pay for this… their actions are a clear abuse of their power. Justice might be blind and slow but I believe everyone will get…
Governor Ron DeSantis and First Lady Casey DeSantis Highlight Cancer Research and Treatment Funding x.com/i/broadcasts/1…
If this is true I don’t even care if it ends up being awful, I’m going to watch it. Ed O’Neil is a national treasure
The Bundys Are Back in Action! Get ready—America’s most hilariously dysfunctional family returns this December in a Married With Children movie event, streaming on Hulu! Al Bundy finally scrapes together enough cash to take Peg, Kelly, and Bud on a long-overdue Hawaiian vacation…
The Bundys Are Back in Action! Get ready—America’s most hilariously dysfunctional family returns this December in a Married With Children movie event, streaming on Hulu! Al Bundy finally scrapes together enough cash to take Peg, Kelly, and Bud on a long-overdue Hawaiian vacation…
They got a talking to by someone at the White House. Super serious tho.
Obama’s denial only makes me think harder that Obama was the mastermind.
Reminder @MassieforKY was pushing to remove @SpeakerJohnson from Speaker for his spending and agreements with senate Democrats on that expanded spending well before Trump won the election. Out of the two the only inconsistent one has been MAGA Mike
Speaker Johnson: "I don't understand Thomas Massie's motivation. I really don't. It's interesting to me that he chose the election of President Trump to team up with the Democrats."
Reminder @MassieforKY was pushing to remove @SpeakerJohnson from Speaker for his spending and agreements with senate Democrats on that expanded spending well before Trump won the election. Out of the two the only inconsistent one has been MAGA Mike
Speaker Johnson: "I don't understand Thomas Massie's motivation. I really don't. It's interesting to me that he chose the election of President Trump to team up with the Democrats."
“To understand the society in which he lives, must be to the interest of every conscious thinking person”–T.S. Eliot
Mike Lee voted for the CARES Act and the BBB
27% of federal revenue in June went to interest on the national debt This issue isn’t going away Congress needs to pass more rescissions and another reconciliation bill for aggressive deficit reduction
If you are paying attention today, you are Billy Madison...
Cernovich’s parents kept him from devil music and he still sucked a dude by the stem lmao
This Medicaid “cut” isn’t a cut at all. It’s a shell game where the red states pay, the blue states survive, and the feds gain even more power. Fake reform. Real consequences. Red states will bleed. And the populist right will clap. Read here: open.substack.com/pub/croakycaim…
There must have been a lot of room under that table
I was with President Trump in the Oval tonight as he negotiated this historic deal! It was a master class! This deal with Japan will bring a $550 billion investment in America, hundreds of thousands of jobs, and a huge increase in trade between our two countries. @POTUS’s…
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Val Kilmer didn’t just play Doc Holliday. He became him. “It seems Mr. Ringo is a learned man. Now I really hate him.” Since I first saw Tombstone, that line lived in my soul. This tribute is for the man who gave us the only Doc who ever mattered. 🕊️ Rest easy, Val. Read here:…