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@InsomniaticMom
โ youโd have to make me , canโt just name myself anything . โ
"Not unless you want to be; other than that, we can just be acquaintances with exceptional benefits."
โ so iโm a pet to you am i ? i should get the holy water . โ
"I never said anything about begging, that came from your lips. Besides, you don't have to be something like me to have someone close at hand that you consider a pet."
sheโd appreciate that very much .
Consider it on the house, freshly made.
a eyebrow raised slowly before sheโd accept the hand shaking it firmly . โ Renee Graves , youโre welcome to call me Renee . โ
So it'd seem. The Orc lowers one of his hands down, extended out to the mother as he clears his throat. "Ar-Ghoda. A pleasure meeting you, Ms..?"
if heโs trying to seem intimidating heโs talking with the wrong person .
Too cracked to tell what's in there.
a coffe would certainly be welcomed .
Truthfully? Someone who looks like they need either a coffee or a shot.
thatโs fair enough . modern times are much busier with their primal instincts . well itโs not like they know the first thing about each other .
There's hardly any time to think of such things when you busy yourself for your own survival, as it turns out... *AHEM* ... Excluding Sundays, of course. He would've offered support if such was wanted, but, ah. That feels rather inappropriate with the context.
have you looked in the mirror lately ?
Your stupid face.
no need , for such a big guy he seems quite timid .
Oh... . . . OH... Excuse his ignorance.
that is definitely not the dry spell she was referring to but fair enough .
These bouts of heat waves certainly have been putting their work in on making things worse, yes... ... That IS the dry spell she's referring to, right?
โ you do understand weโre not all otherworldly brings with cosmic understanding . and here you asking me to beg what is considered the most intimate thing for humans . โ
"Ah yes, the "disappointment" and the "Embarrassment" as you so lovingly call them. And lest I forgot your favorite...husband? Pet? Plaything? It is hard to tell, but considering this dry spell, I take it things aren't going so well in Wonderland."
โ youโre out of your mind , Azreal . iโm still a married woman not to mention a mother . Even if my husband left , you expect me to ask /nicely/ ? โ
"Oh, but I am. I'll happily assist in any way you need. All you have to do is ask nicely. If you're truly that intent on ending your dry spell, that is."
โ you canโt be serious . โ
"All you have to do is say please.~"
yeah sheโs really wondering who that could be .
A not so subtle presence weights upon her shoulders.
โ maybe you should but hey iโm not your mother so you do what you think itโs best . โ
' i agree . i should probably get that checked out . '
โ sounds like a few problems . โ
' I . . . ya know ? I don't know /what/ I have . '