Dr. Macrophysiological System🐀

Because sentient animals evolved to pursue their own flourishing, not our instrumental goals, any workflow that exploits them as biological machines can in theory be made more efficient, reproducible, and humane by replacing the animals with designed-to-purpose synthetic systems.

I've been told that people very much know where the structures are, and see them all the time. They just prefer not to tell nosy archaeologists about them, because they don't want their hunting/foraging grounds taken over by weird academics & Ministry of National Resources G-men

If your compensation package includes company stock you're just supposed to sell it for hedging reasons, right? Like, why would I want a stock that is guaranteed to be in the toilet at exactly the time when I, personally, get laid off and need money

After royally flubbing the first round of negotiations by demonstrating that there's literally zero reward for folding, the Trump admin may pretend to uphold its end of this abusive, exploitative deal—for now. But don't be a gullible idiot: once the rest of higher ed caves it's

Microphysiological models can increasingly be made complex enough to capture clinical pathophysiology, yet geometrically simple enough for precise biophysical modeling. Bullish on this approach for the future of fully quantified, high-content, human-relevant biomedical research!