Victor Laszlo
@Impolitics
I've gone to @impolitics.bsky.social for a simple reason: I'm a Jew, Musk is a Nazi — you do the math. But I still drop by to piss off the Trump Klux Klan.
He can support Nazis. He can turn Twitter into a lynch mob of racists, anti-Semites, women-haters and homophobes. He can destroy government agencies needed by anyone who isn't a billionaire. He can back candidates as corrupt as he is. BUT HE CAN'T MAKE US BUY HIS FUCKING CARS.
Ex-Representative George Santos reported to federal prison earlier today. Within an hour he was put in solitary for claiming he was the warden.
Clownservatives are eulogizing Hulk Hogan as the epitome of muscle-bound MAGA manhood. And they are absolutely right, though not in the way they intended to be. By Hogan’s own admission, those cartoon-like muscles were the product of steroids. dailymail.co.uk/health/article…
Charlie Kirk, founder of Trump’s Hitler Youth, is mourning Hulk Hogan as “an icon for so many young men in this country” — which is certainly true of the many young men in this country who think that the masculine ideal is to be an asshole.
The death of Hulk Hogan reminds us that wrestlers are basically the flip side of drag queens — over-the-top parodies of gender stereotypes. The only difference is that fans of drag queens are in on the joke while fans of wrestlers are part of the joke.
Republiclown Senators Graham and Cornyn both call for a special counsel to harass President Obama over Trump's latest conspiracy dementia. Republiclown Senators Graham and Cornyn both face reelection in 2026 and are trailing badly among GOP voters. What a coincidence!
House Republicans now want to rename the Kennedy Center after Melania Trump. Democrats should respond with a bill that renames the Reagan National Airport after Stormy Daniels.
If Mamdani wins the New York mayoral race, Cuomo says he’ll move to Florida. Andy, the way this whole politics thing works is you’re supposed to promise stuff that makes it LESS likely people will vote for your opponent.
Paramount has cancelled Colbert, so I just cancelled my Paramount+ subscription. I'll miss Star Trek, but they can boldly go fuck themselves.
Robert Fucking Kennedy will only be president if the next election happens before the next pandemic kills off the anti-vax vote.
HOW TO NOT BE CALLED A NAZI — A GUIDE FOR GREG GUTFELD 1. Don’t talk like a Nazi. 2. Don’t act like a Nazi. 3. Don’t think like a Nazi. See how easy that is, Greggie?
ADVENTURES IN COGNITIVE DISSONANCE The Trump Klux Klan is FURIOUS that Trump won't release the Epstein files— but being Trump Klux Klansmen, they won't allow themselves to even think about the obvious reason Trump won't release the Epstein files.
In Texas, first responders to natural disasters are always put on high alert when Senator Cruz takes a vacation. sacurrent.com/news/us-sen-te…
Zohran Mamdani has a deeply intelligent, subtly nuanced and etymologically precise explanation for why “Globalize the Intifada” just means a struggle for freedom. Of course with my lousy luck I’m going to run into that one guy who still thinks it means “Kill the fucking Jews.”
At a time when Jews in America are being beaten up, gunned down and set afire, Mamdani’s response to the fears of one million Jewish New Yorkers is “Go fuck yourself.” youtu.be/ggV2SeiGrVw?si…