Imogene
@ImogeneTheVQ
I sell reanimated skeleton pets out of my apartment in Paterson. Will hex for $$$ ((From @HeatherPedoto's novel Imogene the Voodoo Queen. Writer is 30+))
I m o g e n e the V o o d o o Q u e e n 💀 Hipster dirtbag necromancer 💀 Med school dropout 💀 Rough around the edges 💀 Scary smart
❓ how often do u drink alc? 💬 What are you, a cop? #tellonym tellonym.me/ImogenetheVQ/a…
Ask me stuff. Add a 💀 so I know you’re not a bot. #tellonym tellonym.me/ImogenetheVQ/a…
The Kid got me a weighted blanket to help me sleep, but now when I wake up from a nightmare it just feels like I’m trapped. Gonna keep trying it, though. Something has to work, or I’m releasing the bear. [Oh no.]
I’m not touch starved. I’m touch… dieting. I’m reducing my touch amount to reasonable levels in order to create a touch deficit. It’s on purpose. Everything’s on purpose.
❓ 💀 How many naps do you take in a day? I’m gonna take a nap now maybe… 💬 Rarely. Maybe I should join you, though. Give it a shot. #tellonym tellonym.me/ImogenetheVQ/a…
Don’t use AI. Slip me a twenty and I’ll ask the spirits for you. You get an answer, and I get to have $20. Win-win.
Imogene goes to her cabinet, pulls out a can of peas, then goes to her fridge and pulls out a jar of pickles. This is… normal. Pickle juice peas. Not at all an abomination.