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Massive Expert National League football. Blagged a few games of football once. Awaiting a call from Dazn sports 📞 charisma bypass #Parody
I’m hearing that DAZN Sports have just rearranged Wealdstone’s first away game with Halifax, so that it’s played at Grosvenor Vale , to accommodate filming of their new documentary. You couldn’t make it up. #NonLeague #Stonesontour
📺 The Stones are proud to announce that we will be the subject of a brand new documentary to be broadcast by DAZN during the upcoming 2025/26 season! Read all about it here: wealdstone-fc.com/post/wealdston…
Thats not CEO Sam Mackenzie, that is Matty Kosylo 😬😳🙄
📻 This afternoon on @RadioAlty from 1pm it's CEO 𝗦𝗮𝗺 𝗠𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗻𝘇𝗶𝗲, fresh from our trip to the @FCIsleOfMan Summer Festival of Football 👍 #YourTownYourClub
The @YorkCityFC promotion last season 👀
Reply with something funnier than this show.
When you think they haven’t suffered enough, send them to watch Forest Green Rovers…. You couldn’t make it up! #NonLeague #WeAreFGR #fgr

Cracking value on offer tomorrow - For just £6 you can stream Matty Kosylo’s first red card of the season. What an offer! #alty
🇮🇲 The @FCIsleOfMan 𝗦𝘂𝗺𝗺𝗲𝗿 𝗙𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗮𝗹 𝗼𝗳 𝗙𝗼𝗼𝘁𝗯𝗮𝗹𝗹 is here 🙌 ✅ For those of you joining us in Douglas, gates to The Bowl open at 2pm 📺 Not travelling? There's a live stream (£6) or tune in to Radio Robins from 2:50pm Full details ⤵️ | #YourTownYourClub
Nothing to do tonight? Head over to Bracknell Town's SB Stadium and watch the next generation of Shots as our B-Team take on Wealdstone's Under 23s 🫡 Kick-off is at 7:30pm and admission is just £3 👊
Nothing to do tonight? Head over to Bracknell Town's SB Stadium and watch the next generation of Shots as our B-Team take on Wealdstone's Under 23s 🫡 Kick-off is at 7:30pm and admission is just £3 👊
That will be 11th then, again #poolies #hufc #nonleague
🗣️ Fighting talk from our new centre-forward! #HUFC
C’mon, you wan’t some? You’s got no sponsors…
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Can I take the Sky Bet one please @ChesterfieldFC - it would look great in my bedroom 😍
There are just three pitchside advertising boards still up for grabs at the SMH Group Stadium, all of which are in prominent positions! 📩 Contact 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗻𝗲𝗿𝘀@𝗰𝗵𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗳𝗶𝗲𝗹𝗱-𝗳𝗰.𝗰𝗼.𝘂𝗸 for more information.
That’s dedication when you appear to live in Australia #oafc #NonLeague
30th season incoming #oafc
🏳️🌈 #loveislove 🏳️🌈
New football season, new shirts @YorkCityFC 🔴🔵
Where has he left them, Harry? #notts
Just seen Langstaff leaving hooters, make of this what you will
You’re probably closer to the Gateshead pitch where you are now. Remember to take your binoculars #nonleague
🥵 A mere 902-mile round trip when we travel to @GatesheadFC in October. ❤️🖤 #WeAreTheCity
Its fixture release day today in @NL_Enterprise , so with that in mind, excluding @BOREHAM_WOODFC which away day are you least looking forward to the most next season? #nonleague
Absolute savage decision to send anyone to FGR at any time tbf 👀
Absolute savage decision to send us to FGR on 3rd Jan!
Congratulations to @YorkCityFC who are rewarded with a home game against @suttonunited on the opening day of the @EFL League Two season in August.
Hearing rumours that @ChaddertonFC are close to agreeing a deal to sign @MKosylo @altrinchamfc are keen to conclude the transfer as they are unsure if they can afford Kosylo’s disciplinary fines for the season ahead.
‘We won the league in October, but still didn’t get promoted’ #ycfc
Spreading the word in Cape Verde (yes I am breathing in!) @YorkCityFC 🔴🔵
Only the National League could create a press release about a new multi-ball system using a photo of just one ball #nonleague #BusinessAsUsual
New balls, and some new rules ⚽️ The Enterprise National League have introduced a multiball system for all league fixtures Here's what it all means ⤵️
Fair play to Robbie Savage, he never managed to get @thesilkmen back into the National League North, but now he’s odds on to get Forest Green Rovers into that level. Super signings #NonLeague #WeAreFGR
We're pleased to announce the signings of Laurent Mendy, Tre Pemberton, and Neil Kengni on permanent deals from Macclesfield FC 🤝 #WeAreFGR💚