Brendamania
@IhateBrendann
When you steal $600, you can just disappear. When you steal $600 million, they will find you unless they think you're already dead.
women with money don't be geeked to party on a boat with streamers and ig comedians man stop acting like the game aint always been the same. you aint invite them cause they had money you invited them cause they bad, play yo part😭
Gotta let the job know there's been a death in the family
What’s gonna happen when Stone Cold dies?
Wife has been rehashing same work story for 5 hours.
Fireworks are biannual reminder that we're surrounded by people who are absolutely unwilling to give a single fuck about anyone or anything around them
have you met people ?
why are y’all so okay with being alone?
Nah man it’s media members with agendas who did
Fandom/standom is ruining sports, man.
Good movie if you can make it past the first 8 minutes of a phone ringing.
ONCE UPON A TIME IN AMERICA (Leone, 1984)
Greatest 4th of July Speech ever. Independence Day (1996)
Having a sore throat as a giraffe must really suck
I appreciate his honesty because if something happened to my child I want their whole bloodline dead.
Father of Kaylee Goncalves, who was brutally murdered by Bryan Kohberger, says a life sentence is "daycare." "If we had 4 other people who weren't college students, this would be the death penalty." "Kaylee would be ashamed of what happened today."
NEVER met a South Carolina fan who thought they would win a national title NEVER.
Fanbases That Think They’ll Win The Championship Every Year
Someone on here said there should be days just for adults st those parks and they were right.
Jennings: If you're over the age of 21 and you go to Disneyland or Disneyworld and you don't have children—straight to Alligator Alcatraz, El Salvador.
Goo goo ga ga 👶🏽📍
Ignoring someone on their birthday just because they ignored you on yours is childish.