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Perpetually screaming into the void that dares to stare back. Fuck ‘em and their law.
Beer for me, fruit-based drinks for my daughters. Different fruit based drink for Mrs S. Excellent.


RIP Cleo Laine. Won’t be able to send you my dankworthest memes any more.

I heard their new name is gonna be; Communists, utter numpties & terrorist sympathisers. Or C.U.N.T.S for short.
A very happy birthday to everyone’s favourite emulsion-wielding nutcase @sospainter

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Fuck off Wordle Wordle 1,497 X/6 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩
Scored 7/10 in today's quiz, think you can do better? #quizoftheday quizoftheday.co.uk ergh.
The Steptoe and Son woke remake looks a bit shit.

This anything to do with you @TheBardOfAnlaby ?
BREAKING: 🔴 Cambodia has launched an attack on the Phanom Dong Rak Hospital in Thailand as clashes intensify between Cambodian and Thai forces.
Cycling conditions report: absolute crap. Pissing rain, South Norfolk council have clearly renewed their sponsorship with Autoglass and Dunlop #gravel. Went for as long as I could be arsed then threw in the towel. #stravawanker

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Scored 9/10 in today's quiz, think you can do better? #quizoftheday quizoftheday.co.uk arse. American TV.
Dear Middle Lane Hogger’s - I presume you can count to 10? Next time you’re on a motorway follow this simple rule - if you haven’t over taken anything in 10 seconds, you’re in the wrong lane. Simple. Try it 👍🏼
Barbecued fresh sardines with a fresh herb and tomato salsa and spuds. Green salad not shown.

Good to hear there’s at least one person on the commentary team that know it’s a “batsman”. Well done Ricky Ponting.
"We were expecting additional officers to assist in the policing of the Bell Hotel protest. When we went to collect them we accidentally collected masked hard left agitators instead and took them to the protests by mistake. When we denied doing so we were still of the belief that…
Meanwhile, on the hospital radio at NHS Fife….. youtu.be/irh3WzEkXLk?si…