Ian Hollins

Posh Ian: @RealIanhollins1 Sporty Ian: @IanHollinsWhale Ginger Ian: @RealIanHollins Scary Ian: @OGIanHollins Sad Drunk Ian: @DaddyIanHollins / @IanHollins8

Thanks to everyone for closing out the June IHC rager last night. Good rager week was had by all. Much Happiness and Wiitiness. Also excellent buzz around the IHC webshop launch (thank you Svetlana and Oksana for modelling the gear). Glad we did not have SAD DRUNK vibes.

Capitalism 2025 has way better looking attendees.

Let’s be more original than just repeating my joke framework. For example: If Fraser Perring were a solar system, it would have a black dwarf star and planets made entirely of methane (i.e., beer farts)

If Fraser Perring were a country, his economy would principally be producing beer farts. Short research would be almost nil as a percentage of GDP.

And another beautiful item from the collection. Perfect for transitions and light breezes after a day at the beach

We are pleased to launch the IHC wear line. For spring summer we have this classy windbreaker. Perfect for transitioning from daytime rager to night time. @IanHollinsWhale @RealIanhollins1

This is what a Happy Drunk does. A Sad Drunk, in contrast, broods all day when his social media perceived nemeses aren’t online to laugh at him.

Kicking off the June rager in Europe. Location undisclosed. Pleased to have reunited with 5 Ian Hollins for this rager. Ian Hollins never dies / just multiplies! @RealIanhollins1 @IanHollinsWhale

You ok bro? There are helplines, you know?

Fraser confirming once again that whatever brain cells are left are incapable of wit, humor, or of producing any thoughts other than those of a #SadDrunk

Just when you think Sad Drunk Fraser can’t get any more pathetic, he does. By the way, we’re making excellent progress understanding the origins of #ForeheadPox. Announcements forthcoming!

Only a Sad Drunk Deals in Incoherent Absolutes

Fond memories of this former IHC intern. He was pretty good, so we upped him from the standard intern sleeve of $5 billion to $10. Most important, he knew how to handle himself around Svetlana and Oksana.

Imagine being so drunk, you don’t wake up when a cargo ship crashes into the shore literally 5m from your bed. I’ll bet My Mate Fraser knows that feeling well!

BREAKING!!! Investigations into the origin of #ForeheadPox have a lead

Kids, always use protection if you’re forehead 69ing. You don’t want to end up with #ForeheadPox like Fraser & Marc!

While Brandon Sun is an alumnus of the IHC Internship Program, his performance while here was only middle of the pack. Our top performers would never get caught the way he did.

It sounds like they’re planning on being in the office more than 90 minutes per day going forward.

What a great commercial for becoming a deca-billionaire! louispisano.substack.com/p/the-bezos-ca…

B.R. Shetty of NMC Health got one of these.