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@Iamrachaelbae
Chemical engineer ๐งโ๐ฌ ambivert ๐ค ๐คท I tweet for fun ๐ 99% of my tweets are lies ๐๐ผ Anti-socially social ๐ซ ๐ซฉ
One day I will wake up and just marry one of my followers ๐๐๐ It could be you, so stay tuned
iโll delete my whole post if somebody make it look like we talk
I can't stop ๐๐ญ
"you look happier" thanks I stopped googling my symptoms.
The other day I went 2 the hospital since I wasn't feeling well. After entering d doctor's office, he asked me if I had a boyfriend a question to which I said NO. He asked if I had attended Phaneroo Thursday prayers, I said NO. In his words he said, that's why you are SINGLE๐ซฉ๐ซฉ!
orahi nkijja nkakwata aha tubunu
I'm outside tonight ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ
I don't gaf if you don't care ๐so F. Y man ๐
We donโt care man
We donโt care man
I'm outside tonight ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ
Outside my house since my door won't close ๐ซฉ๐ซฉ
I'm outside tonight ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ
Why Iron-man and not Fe-male? This joke is not for everyone.
STEP FATHER: You are making noise ๐ KIDS: We've been making noise before you came ๐น
My friend's boyfriend cheated on her last week When she confronted him, he said he was doing research in human behavior He is studying psychology ๐ซฉ๐ซฉ
I have a tendency of choking on my first dates ๐๐ If I choke it's a sign to run and it has saved me multiple times ๐๐
i hate how fast this app refreshes like bitch i was reading that ๐ซฉ๐ซฉ๐ค
The A in my name stands for Absolutelythebestthingtoeverhappentoyouinyourlife