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🚨 GUYS, URGENT HELP NEEDED! 🚨 My vehicle (LY 48 SJ GP) has been stolen by a man I employed as a Bolt/Uber driver earlier this year (February). His name is Humpry Lindani Ndlovu. He has removed the vehicle’s tracker and disappeared with the car.

We are so cooked with these debt traps.

🚨 عاجل | نادي #الاتفاق في طريقه للتوقيع مع الجنوب أفريقي ريليبوهيلي موفوكينغ، لاعب أورلاندو بايرتس، بحسب @MidanAlYaum . 🚨 BREAKING | Al-Ettifaq is close to signing South African player Relebohile Mofokeng from Orlando Pirates, according to Al-Midan Sports.

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2035 we’ll be saying “we will be there” when we see someone driving an A-class

Guess the tribe? 🤣🤣

Not only are you broke but you’re a dumbass too.

A Johannesburg businessman, Malcolm X, has admitted to calling former Hawks boss, Godfrey Lebeya, on the day Katiso 'KT' Molefe was arrested in December. enca.com/news-top-stori…

Hayi, I disagree with this. People show up in different ways, bethuna. You don’t have to be physically there as a friend. It’s not like ubuzoba senkonzweni yezithethi and stuff. 🤷🏽‍♀️ Eg. One of my besties couldn’t come to my mom’s funeral. Turns out her own mom was in ICU.

And that should tell you everything about where you stay, baby.

I’m a proud cum laude graduate of this prestigious institution 🙏🏾

Look what Xhosa women have done to our gene pool💔😭

Like a bday party?

🔴 Breaking. It’s not quite over for Cape Town City - they’ve just won a case at Safa arbitration for the PSL disciplinary committee to open up an investigation of player ineligibility. A win there means reinstating them. #sabcsport411

Mabasa must have been conflicted to come from a praying family and ngapha your employer is using umuthi 🙂‍↕️

So your son has never seen Orlando Pirates win the League 😭😭

[COMING UP] ActionSA lays criminal charges against self-proclaimed forensic investigator, Paul O'Sullivan. #UpdateAtNoon #SABCNews

Ask me how I know that a woman wrote this headline 🤣