Jordan Humphrey
@IHateMyXHandle
Minarchist and dark humor enjoyer. Fan of space, anything that's capable of flight, free markets, and guns. I block retards. Also, fuck Malthusians.
Congress is just WWE for people that think they're smart. As soon as you realize this, politics make perfect sense.
Most members of Congress are little more than taxpayer-funded actors who get to perform in an elaborate venue, the U.S. Capitol. It’s a choreographed theatrical show that is always chasing ratings. The plot keeps getting crazier and less believable, but audiences still eat it up.
If your solution to poverty requires giving politicians more power, you don't understand poverty.
Are we talking UFO or an undeniable bio signature? Because the former I'm highly skeptical of but the later I have been expecting for years. Even a techno signature from an exoplanet wouldn't be crazy. I still doubt aliens have visited us but I would love to be proven wrong.
*stabs self in the arm* "Look at what capitalism did to me!!!" Nobody forced you to buy a smart mirror. That's a choice you made to spend more on an optional technology when regular mirrors exist and are cheaper.
This is the future capitalists want:
Those Who Say Yes - "Should the government release all documents that it has about the Jeffrey Epstein case?" 🟡 All: 81% 🔵 DEM: 89% ⚪️ IND: 81% 🔴 GOP: 73% YouGov / July 21, 2025
So, people have been asking me if the term “redskin” is RACIST and OFFENSIVE. My response? Release the Epstein files now Trump you stupid pedophile.
I just had a thought, I feel like there is a meme here with the Lex Luthor 40 cakes picture but I can't quite figure out the wording. Someone better at memes make this Pic about catturd.
Good luck with that. I think they'll find that canceling those contracts will just shoot the US in the foot. In 3-5 years there there may be other viable options but not now.
BREAKING: Trump administration reviewing SpaceX government contracts amid Trump–Musk feud, per WSJ
2 things. 1) Women only want you to talk to them if they find you attractive and there is no way to know before hand if your going to get laughed at or accepted. 2) Women have spent the last decade collectively saying how much they hate being approached in public.
Why are so few young men approaching girls now? Massive shift underway where you have 8-9s yearning to be chatted up. They get dressed up to go out, but all for nothing.
This is ALL it should have taken for Trump to never have been the nominee let alone be elected
Every reporter should just keep asking about Epstein until he just flips the fuck out on camera.
Asked whether he’ll appoint a special counsel on Jeffrey Epstein, Trump responded: “I have nothing to do with it.”🤔
The reason that many Epstein victims don't come forward is because the ones that do end up getting destroyed with false accusations or they end up dead. Some witnesses do come forward only to be threatened. Others are called liars and are dismissed. Epstein was friends with…
The reports of a long list of Republicans voting against releasing the Epstein list was attached to a Crypto/Defense bill. It wasn’t a stand alone bill. This is why single issue bills should be the only acceptable bills to bring to the floor.
This wasn't on my bingo card today...
BREAKING: Actor Kevin Spacey calls for the release of the Epstein files.