Brian Kimmel
@IAmTheKimmel
Husband to a hot wife (Not a hotwife. Spaces and spelling matter). Father to an awesome son. A follow is the sincerest form of flattery.
I guess I’m being insulted?
@Billybobwalter1 hot wife married to a soyboy alert
They made Al Franken resign from the Senate. They pushed Bob Menendez to resign as Senator. They pushed Andrew Cuomo to resign from Governor of New York. They pushed Anthony Weiner to resign.
The jokes literally write themselves. When has the democrats ever held their own accountable? I'll wait.
Everyone should suck the President’s cock like I do. -Iron Mike Lee, Senator and brown-nosing little bitch
No executive branch officer should even harbor—much less display—severe contempt for any POTUS And yet … Jay Powell clearly does The Fed is an unwieldy beast—one whose structure guarantees a state of enmity between the Fed chair and POTUS—and shouldn’t exist 🚨End the Fed!🚨
There’s a chance only @KatyKatt77 will get this but my mother dropped off some edible delights and left it in this soft cooler or whatever you call it? Brilliant. Bonus points for incorporating the Collectibles.
I have mixed feelings about Rocky Mountain Christmas. Hallmark Christmas in July
Sting’s Tribute
HULK HOGAN - THE GREATEST OF ALL Can’t thank you enough for all that you did for me and for wrestling fans all over the world. I loved you and I will miss you. My friend, Terry Bollea, RIP
As a man, he was complicated, and not all good. In the ring and on the microphone, he was an absolute legend who redefined an entire industry. He was a hero of my childhood, who taught us to never give up. Say your prayers, eat your vitamins. RIP. facebook.com/PWPNation/vide…
Eric says he’s capable of doing something.
I’ll finish the @FederalReserve renovation - There wouldn’t be a penny of waste. $900 million over budget is a disgrace.
Oops. Gladys left the light on again.
Its 5:00 AM and the Oval Office is lit up. Its nice to finally have a president again. Especially one that cares about us.
I usually try new things like this with my son but he’s not here and I have to know.
The dream is alive! The dream is alive!
Donald J. Trump is the 47th President. Pam Bondi is the Attorney General. And I am now the Acting United States Attorney for the District of New Jersey. I don’t cower to pressure. I don’t answer to politics. This is a fight for justice. And I’m all in. 🇺🇸
Isn’t it ironic, don’t you think?
Watch how all the Democrats will circle around Obama to protect him. You will never see Republicans do this because they are the party that believes no one is above the law.
As a man, he was complicated, and not all good. In the ring and on the microphone, he was an absolute legend who redefined an entire industry. He was a hero of my childhood, who taught us to never give up, no matter the challenge. Say your prayers, eat your vitamins. RIP.
WWE is saddened to learn WWE Hall of Famer Hulk Hogan has passed away. One of pop culture’s most recognizable figures, Hogan helped WWE achieve global recognition in the 1980s. WWE extends its condolences to Hogan’s family, friends, and fans.
Trump gets Elmo’d
Today's Sesame Street episode is dedicated to Donald Trump and is all about the letters F & U.
Just when I thought Joey Boy couldn’t say anything stupider, he impresses me.
Brigitte Macron is suing Candace Owens for defamation for calling her a man when she has to do to prove she's not a man is show the world on camera what she's rocking underneath her pants. Brigitte says it is "invasive, dehumanizing, and deeply unjust". Funny, I thought being…
Impeach Hunter. Who cares? Proven lie. Nonsense. Was it? Found obstruction of Justice. Never proven false. Isn’t he though? She won. Twice. You’re an idiot. Yes, we can keep going...
Hunter Biden's laptop. Hillary Clinton's emails. Barack Obama's birth certificate. Burisma. Benghazi. The Autopen. Christopher Steele's phony dossier. Mueller's fake witchhunt. The entire fake rape case against Brett Kavanaugh. The entire fake story about Trump being…
Credit where credit is due. This is the funniest thing @laurenboebert has ever said in her life.
Hopefully they don’t put Ketanji Brown Jackson in charge of identifying which drivers are women.
These were supposed to be meatballs. Is whatever THIS is the result of too much heat, too little heat, not enough something?
My understanding was that you don’t say no to a pregnant woman. That’s why I have the ugliest rug you’ve ever seen in my living room. Ugly pattern, ugly colors. Dreary. Drab. Not even plush or soft to the touch. Next time I’ll tell you about the ottoman.