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when you and your person speak appreciation over each other daily >

Tiramisu is the worst dessert I’ve ever had 😷 it deserves all the lashings y’all falsely give carrot cake

Having a toilet with a bidet >>>

Its ok to sit in the crib and do nothing all weekend!

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There is nothing more satisfying than filling out a shirt that was once too big 💪🏾😮‍💨

Being a “crash out” is nothing to brag about.. find some inner peace and therapy

Life comes at you hard.. but I come harder 🙂‍↕️

I’m going to always do what I think it’s best for me and I’ll always be unapologetic about it because I know what works for me

I’m the… - go be with YOUR friends - have your own life - go be outside - enjoy what makes you happy type of man. You don’t have to be in my skin 24/7. We need space to be individuals too.

FLO don’t owe me no money so I’m still a fan skssksk🤭

Perks of being a personality hire is that no one really ask you questions pertaining to the actual job.

if i see a fat butt, my eyes are simply glued

Hulk Hogan passed away on the 10 year anniversary of his racist recordings being published.

and yall are bat shit crazy ssa liars to act like Cowboy Carter is better than Renaissance.

Good morning! It’s a new week, don’t let nobody stress you out

Gay ppl, we need to make up new lingo, straight ppl are making it lame.

Strawberry croissants 🥐🍓

Good morning 😌

not in the gay community. we cherish this sacred tradition.