Glen O'Humeral
@HumeralO
Emergency Medicine Physician | Father | Husband | Tweets ≠ medical advice
Patient: doc, I need something to help me stay awake Doctor: take two of these and call me in the morning Patient: but these...aren't these your kids? Doctor: trust me, I'm a doctor.
Interviewer: do you have any interesting hobbies? Me: [remembering my ritualistic habit of standing in front of the fridge late at night to eat shredded cheese straight out of the bag] “No”
Was it just me, or did med school have us believing we’d be diagnosing long thoracic nerve injuries on every other patient?
Which nerve
[Sports Medicine doctors when they’re rudely interrupted] “…psoas I was saying…”
They say the best thing to do as a young attending physician is to live like a resident for the first year or two after residency, so I’ll be ignoring my car’s check engine light for the foreseeable future
[becomes an attending physician] [immediately has to apply for licensing exam]
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[immediately has to apply for licensing exam]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GwFZcoFXsAEM91m.jpg)
The consultant after charting, “thank you for this interesting consult”
Attendinghood >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Residency >> ᴹᵉᵈ ˢᶜʰᵒᵒˡ
Residency >> med school
Figured I’d repost this since interns are approaching the end of their first week of residency and may be feeling a bit overwhelmed
An outgoing EM resident’s parting advice for new interns: A 🧵
Really been logging a ton of CME credits lately ⁽ʷᵃᵗᶜʰⁱⁿᵍ ᵀʰᵉ ᴾⁱᵗᵗ ᵃⁿᵈ ᴱᴿ⁾
Ordering all the labs as point of care because the point is, I care.
