Brother Shackleford
@Hotchkiz
“We’ll make it.”
My wife and I have been laughing all night asking AI to retell Book of Mormon stories in the style of Donald Trump. I need to find a good AI voice generator.




My wife was listening to the sentencing of that crazy “Doomsday Mom” Daybell lady. Hearing her quite scriptures in her statement was absolutely disgusting. Total absence of the spirit.
This is by far my best performing tweet of all time. The work I put into memes < a half-joke about a superhero movie.
And the reason Superman is moral, empathetic, and kind is because of his rural American upbringing.
Isn’t it crazy that she essentially assassinated totally not Putin/Netanyahu with no major outcry?
“i’m not like superman” need that hawkgirl project greenlit ASAP
RIP to one of the best meme subjects.
“Behold, we have not come out to battle against you that we might shed your blood for the belt; neither do we desire to bring any one to the yoke of bondage. But this is the very cause for which ye have come against us; yea, and ye are angry with us because of our Hulkamania.”
Icons of the 80’s/90’s are having a terrible week.
Hulk Hogan has passed away at the age of 71.
Happy Pioneer Day! 🇺🇸 Never forget where you came from or the sacrifices our ancestors made for our generation.
Doing some research on my pioneer ancestors. Just found out one of my grandpas met my grandma while he was on his mission and she was a teenager. He went right back after he was released and married her.

When you get released from the bishopric, then your bro gets put into the bishopric, and then you end up signing each other’s temple recommends.
Be careful about teaching your kids to “kiss owies better.” Earlier tonight my kid absolutely nailed me in the nuts. My wife had to take them away screaming that they wanted to “kiss it better” as I laid on the ground.
We have lost "The Father of The Elder Scrolls", Julian LeFay. The former Chief Engineer at Bethesda had stepped back from game development after his cancer diagnosis. He was 59.
You mean that propaganda commercials enticing you to move places are BS?
Texas father who moved his family to Russia to escape "wokeness" in the United States, sent to the frontlines in Ukraine. 46-year-old Derek Huffman, who wanted to speed up his citizenship process, says he was promised a non-combat role when he moved to Russia in March. Instead,…
I don’t want a relationship I don’t wanna talk girl shit I don’t wanna put up with her moods I’m not gay. I don’t want a “partner” because female partners are totally useless. I want to be rich with the mandem and females give me CHILDREN. That’s it. “My wife’s my best…
I don’t want a relationship I don’t wanna talk girl shit I don’t wanna put up with her moods I’m not gay. I don’t want a “partner” because female partners are totally useless. I want to be rich with the mandem and females give me CHILDREN. That’s it. “My wife’s my best…
Joseph Smith accomplished more than any mortal man could have accomplished in so short a time. During his 38 and a half years of life, Joseph Smith was a man of the frontier—young, emotional, dynamic, and so loved and approachable by the people that they often called him…
One day, I hope the old wealthy women that are responsible for most of the frustrating things in my life hate me this much.
HAPPENING NOW: Protesters greet JD Vance with boos as he arrives at an RNC fundraiser in Nantucket