Bitcoin Tarzan, Peabrained Jungle King
@HodlTarzan
Get my free Bitcoin Tarzan fitness guide. * Senior HR Tarzan at @ Vibes Capital * #helf #welf #strengf #troof #faiff #growf
ALERT!!! Dang, I have detected 2 non-BIP-39 words: "of blocks" in "that kingdom of blocks." Not sure how that happened. I think that was the only instance. Gonna have to edit that part to just say "that kingdom," New Version:
packing tape and wrapping paper rolls are 1/3 or 1/4 the size of what they were 6 years ago
once you wake up a fly, it is extremely difficult to get him to go back to sleep #flyfacts
the old "you can insist to be treated the same as men, or you can blame your arbitrary and capricious mood swings on gender-based hormonal fluctuations, but you can't do both" conversation never goes well
trying to "defeat death" is nothing less than a quest to obsolete your own soul not only cringe, but also spiritually fucked
we need to update bitcoin so that all miners have native earthquake and EMP resistance. The network is vulnerable!!!!
let the sellers sell. Let the whales have their fun. We get cheap sats and we all know it's gonna go back up i dont understand the upset
"explain it to me like I'm a 5 year old genius"
as Richard Nixon said, "Indoor bouldering videos are the faggiest god damned thing I've ever seen!!"
urban jungle survival kit WAGMI, fam
if i smell like an unwashed teenager that's because i, a middle-aged man, have the hormonal profile of a 19-year old horndogged GigaChad* (*PROBABLY and very likely. These claims have not been clinically-tested. I am not a Board-Certified Medical Doctor in good standing)
ironically, between dethroning central banks and dethroning gold, the latter is the more impressive among bitcoin's likely future accomplishments
The price strenf above 115k is remarkable. Sell the news used to mean 4 or 5 percent down. Now it's just a mellow barting. This is the Blort. LFG.
im approaching the process with an initial FLUID TREATMENT and then a devastatingly powerful GAS TREATMENT
bitcoin twitter used to be remotely decent lol
bitcoiners are still committing too many masturbations. God will not allow moon until we stop draining our yogurt weasels frivolously
im gonna spray every fucking surface from wall to floor to ceiling, inside closets, even the tops of the kitchen cabinets
