Neal Patel

@HinduHops

NYC stand up & start ups Producing @techcomedyshow in NY/SF/LA/Chi! Former Quant // Currently Data Engineer @us_abstract

Lost in the MTA

Joined October 2015

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Neal Patel@HinduHops · Sep 20

great I just lost 3 of my remote jobs

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Astronomer@astronomerio · 3 h

Thank you for your interest in Astronomer.

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NYC ALL DAY 24/7 🍎@nycallday247 · Jul 16

Artificially Un-Intelligent: NYC Tech Comedy Show (July) lu.ma/NYTechComedyJu… via @LumaHQ @HinduHops @HinduHops @BroadwayComedy

Neal Patel@HinduHops · Jul 14

Fixed it for you

HHumaira@humairawins · Jul 13

If you're in tech because you want to make the world a better place, you should in no way take capital or associate with Founders Fund or Sequouia.

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Neal Patel@HinduHops · Jul 1

Just glued an iPad to my citi bike call that Pateleton

Neal Patel@HinduHops · Jun 30

Best day care in the bay?

Neal Patel@HinduHops · Jun 4

Back with another Tech Comedy Show for #NYTechWeek @Techweek_ partiful.com/e/3z5i5yWc3v4t…? Come to hear me rant about my new favorite day care, @cluely (don't worry @ycombinator you're a close second) Featuring @dhtoomey, @yanjaaw and more!

HinduHops's tweet card. Join us for Artificially Un-intelligent, an evening of tech-themed comedy brought to you by SWE, PM, Founders, and VC comedians seen on Netflix, Tech Roast Show, NPR, Comedy Central, Morning Brew,...

Neal Patel@HinduHops · Jun 4

We had an absolute PACKED crowd of founders for tonights @TechComedyShow for NY @Techweek_! We had food, open bar, and a stellar line up of comedians in tech seen on Netflix, HBO and more! Huge shout out to @tryramp,@puzzlefin and @TrustVanta for making this event possible!

HinduHops's tweet image. We had an absolute PACKED crowd of founders for tonights @TechComedyShow for NY @Techweek_! We had food, open bar, and a stellar line up of comedians in tech seen on Netflix, HBO and more!

Huge shout out to @tryramp,@puzzlefin and @TrustVanta for making this event possible!

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Neal Patel@HinduHops · May 28

Everytime a non-technical founder tries to even look at me I'm shoving them a printout of this Happy 1000 to me how tf do I celebrate

HinduHops's tweet image. Everytime a non-technical founder tries to even look at me I'm shoving them a printout of this

Happy 1000 to me how tf do I celebrate

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Neal Patel@HinduHops · May 17

Happy intracity riots day Cubs v Sox Mets v Yankees Dodgers v Angels Giants v Athletics

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Neal Patel@HinduHops · Apr 9

it is literally cheaper to fly to Canada to buy the Switch 2 than buy it in the U.S

WWalmart Canada Gaming@WalmartCAGaming · Apr 7

Nintendo Switch 2 pre-orders are coming to Walmart Canada! 🇨🇦 Pre-orders begin April 9 at 12:01 am EST and will be available online only. Nintendo Switch 2 launches on June 5, 2025. Due to demand, there will be a limit of 1 console per household.

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Neal Patel@HinduHops · Mar 14

Back with another tech stand up comedy show in NYC! Got a whole line up of engineers, PMs, and VCs in comedy for the niche tech comedy you scroll for. Use discount code LOVELACE before tickets run out! lu.ma/d32swpjv

HinduHops's tweet image. Back with another tech stand up comedy show in NYC! Got a whole line up of engineers, PMs, and VCs in comedy for the niche tech comedy you scroll for.

Use discount code LOVELACE before tickets run out!
lu.ma/d32swpjv

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Neal Patel@HinduHops · Mar 8

No no, VCs do more than just check if they dropped out of Stanford. They also check to see if they ever worked at Palantir

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Neal Patel@HinduHops · Mar 6

and we're live!

FFondo@tryfondo · Mar 5

Tonight: 6:30 PM - 9:00 PM... Come swap your startup stress for some startup standup! 🎟️ fondo.ai/4kD1U7t "Artificially Unintelligent" is back in SF Hosted by: @HinduHops @Andrew_C_Chen @davj brought to you by @tryexplo & @tryfondo

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Fondo@tryfondo · Mar 5

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Fondo@tryfondo · Mar 4

...this Wednesday Take a break from: - Pitch decks - Product roadmaps - Lying to yourself about TAM Bring a friend. Bring a founder. SF's best tech comedy show is back... — Artificially Unintelligent — Hosted by: @HinduHops @Andrew_C_Chen @davj brought to you by @tryexplo…

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Neal Patel@HinduHops · Mar 3

Artificially Unintelligent is BACK IN SF bringing you the best techie stand up comedians the bay has to offer Big thanks to @tryexplo and @tryfondo for letting be decimate their budgets for the best stand up meeting you'll ever attend lu.ma/rsgnndjp

HinduHops's tweet image. Artificially Unintelligent is BACK IN SF bringing you the best techie stand up comedians the bay has to offer

Big thanks to @tryexplo and @tryfondo for letting be decimate their budgets for the best stand up meeting you'll ever attend

lu.ma/rsgnndjp

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