Hillbilly Highlander
@HillbillyHighl1
I'm a Kentucky hillbilly living in the Highlands of Scotland. Happily married father of two adult children. VERY liberal. Retired Navy musician.
"Ah wouldnae believe word he says, he's jist too sleekit tae believe."

Watson: Why are you painting the front door yellow? Holmes: A lemon entry my dear Watson!
Ozzy Osbourne, the "Prince of Darkness," has come home and is now running Hell.
There once flew a guy to Nantucket Whose face was as big as a bucket The protesters said He's touched in the head Best hide your couch or he'll fuck it
Ah, the old Rankin Bass Hobbit. The Rankin Bass LOTR was watchable, too.

Gaelic meme du jour: "Trumps mother is from Scotland." Scots:

Come for the seafood... stay, forever, and ever, and ever...

Twa years ago the day, Ah wis kilted and booted up fir a walk and popped in tae Monniks fir ain of ma favourite sandwiches, a Muffaletta.

Twelve years ago today, I shot this photo of Orion in our back garden.

One of the best along with this one
Suddenly, Van Halens "Ice Cream Man" just got hilarious.

Three years ago today, traffic wis brutal in the glen.
