Herr Mogus
@HerrMogus27
Closeted Heterosexual
We used to have victory parades for vanquishing our foes in great struggle but now in modern Britain we celebrate because some bints kicked a ball about for an hour or so
🚨🏴 NEW: A victory parade will be held in central London on Tuesday to celebrate the Lionesses’ win
I think in a fair and just world anybody who @‘s Grok should have their device instantly explode in their face
Ultimately we probably will have to abolish the police and build something new in its place
JUST IN - UK Home Office to assemble an elite team of police officers to monitor social media for "anti-migrant sentiment" in a new investigations unit to "flag early signs of potential civil unrest" — Telegraph
This is what I look like btw
Are British users legally permitted to view this image?
Just to let Twitter know, yes I am well over 18, I an in fact happily married with three beautiful children and have recently bought a holiday caravan down in Bowden’s Crest caravan park.
🚨🚨Sir Woke Barmer has declared WAR on Britains gooner patriots 🇬🇧🇬🇧
You can’t just have a single sausage on a fry up plate, it looks so incredibly lonely and sad
Feeling a great spiritual yearning rn to fulfill my true calling as an East German bureaucrat.
It’s a terrible crime that toilets are designed to prioritise the comfort of women rather than men
I walk towards the job centre, and I'm on my own, and I'm not afraid, and I have no regrets.
I simultaneously look about 17 and 26. Nobody ever guesses my age correctly and I’m not sure why
looking younger than your age is actually a big flex
The USSR didn’t go far enough!
List of bands that were banned from the USSR in 1985