Heather Wheeler-Sadlemire
@HeatherLWheeler
popcorn enthusiast. person who sings loudly in the car. dedicated library patron. storyteller. book marketer. bach nation stan. OG Swiftie.
I ❤️ that Luigi being 1st is basically uncontested across the board 1. Luigi 2. Elon v Trump (now) 3. Submarine 4. Suez Canal boat 5. Covefe 6. Four seasons landscaping 7. Will Smith slap 8. Elmo asks how everyone is doing 9. Donald getting shot 10. New pope from chicago
Top 10 days on this app 1. Luigi 2. Oceangate 3. Today 4. The Queen 5. Donald getting covid 6. Biden dropping out 7. Will Smith slap 8. Montgomery boat brawl 9. Luka trade 10. Couch guy
The Summer I Saw A Room Full of Guys Who Were NOT IT #BachelorInParadise

I am soooo Team Kat right now. She has shown SO MUCH growth. She’s being SO calm. She’s communicating SO well. He’s totally disregarding her. #katizzo #BachelorInParadise
We gotta stop with the gum. Fr #BachelorInParadise
“Want this gum back?” ok are we in middle school? #BachelorInParadise
Remember when people were concerned that the Goldens would ruin Paradise and now it’s universally agreed upon that they are the absolute best part of the show. #BachelorInParadise

"i asked chatgpt" "i asked grok" i asked conrad fisher and he said he thought she knew
Spencer saying Brian is gross and cowardly. I’m now forever a Spencer stan. #BachelorInParadise
I NEED them to stop saying “comfortability.” It is not a word. @MerriamWebster please chime in. #BachelorInParadise
The theme song, too?!? Couldn’t even leave us that?? #BachelorInParadise
Why is this filmed and edited like a perfume commercial? Awful. Bring back the grit. #bachelorinparadise
Dale literally doing bare minimum on this boat. You know who WOULD help you feel better if you said you were sick? Jonathan. #bachelorinparadise #bip

Babe, I’ll hold your hand while I tell you this … I don’t think this needs to be a worry for you. #bachelorinparadise

#bachelorinparadise #bip
And here. we. go. #BachelorInParadise premieres TONIGHT at 8/7c on ABC. Stream on Hulu.
Some of us were in AP English but 3rd grade math
A hot new bombshell has entered the villa #ts12

The funniest part is how she said there will be no reputation - just explanation.
Girl, if Taylor can live through all that and come out on top, you can leave him. 🐍 🐍 🫶