Constrict 🐍
@HateradeCon
Certified yapper
if you weren’t jackin me while i was down, don’t clap me when im up
Men only have money the first month of dating, that's recruitment budget, never confuse it with operational budget.
Men will get fired, divorced, be in debt and the only thing they'll say is "I'll figure it out"
the female side of jail must be strict asf i don’t ever see them on Facebook or nun
NOBODY WARNS YOU HOW QUICKLY YOU GO FROM 18 TO 25
The fact that people date for like 3–5 years and still break up literally scares the hełł out of me.
pōrnhub be like “your phone got a virus” bro jus play the fckin video
half of twitter is horny, half is depressed and the other half don’t know how to do math
Weed should be treated more like wine and less like heroine
