Chris Hassel
@Hassel_Chris
Anchor @CBSSportsHQ. Parody vids @CBSsports. Host Two Guys/Instant IOWA @IowaEverywhere. Formerly ESPN @SportsCenter and @WHO13news. Fan of all things Iowa!
Today I’m thankful for: Iowa’s Punt Coordinator
CFB trying to be NFL again. The worst part of the NFL.
NEWS: Michigan will open its 2026 season in Germany vs Western Michigan, @Brett_McMurphy reports🔥 on3.com/news/michigan-…
My dad refuses to give his sweet girl Cassie a haircut. Insists she needs to go from March to Aug without one. Someone please talk some sense into him.
Yes. And a statue at Kinnick. Sometime soon.
Kirk Ferentz is the longest tenured college football coach Does he deserve to be in the college football Hall of Fame?
This is Ferentz at his absolute media best (Via @bmarcello)
If this is real and I think it is .. it’s brilliant by the PR team.
Thank you for your interest in Astronomer.
My wife just went to bed. It’s 8:16pm on a Friday in July. Sun doesn’t set for another hour. Happy Gilmore 2 ended her.
Isn’t this just a complete rip from Illinois last season?
Helmet is fantastic.
Look just like Illinois. Only difference is the Illini won 10 games and the Packers won’t win more than six.
Packers’ throwback uniform for the upcoming season:
Two Guys: 30 days to college football, Petitti's playoff comments, Big 12 says NO to Memphis (July 24, 2025) x.com/i/broadcasts/1…
I return home from Lake Como a new man. A changed man. Even more of an elitist which I didn’t think was possible. Godspeed tomorrow @ChrisMWilliams.
Because the SEC won’t match them with 9 conf games. It’s bad for everyone.
Looking at 2025 Non conference schedules: Big 10 has 6 teams that won't play a single Power 4 Non Conference opponent. (Indiana, Maryland, NW, Penn St, Rutgers, Washington) SEC has 1....Ole Miss (Only because Wake Forest paid them $750,000 to cancel their game)
Two Guys: Talking Big Ten Media Days - LIVE from Stadium Swim at Circa Las Vegas (July 21, 2025) x.com/i/broadcasts/1…
Matty Nadal king of clay
Tennis on a real clay court ✅ @MattBarrie nearly coughed up a 4-1 lead but he was able to eek out a 7-5 win
Tennis on a real clay court ✅ @MattBarrie nearly coughed up a 4-1 lead but he was able to eek out a 7-5 win
We'll do it LIVE! The Iowa Everywhere team will be broadcasting from @stadiumswim at @CircaLasVegas on Monday 🔊
@IowaEverywhere, I found where the priest that @Hassel_Chris lived with parked.