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Oh, I suppose you’d like that very much, wouldn’t you @OfficialFV? A grown man such as myself, on all fours, lapping up tap water, a fair volume of it coating my neck and upper chest? I shan’t be surprised if I was picked up on your CCTV, with the tape circulated internally!
Without breaching these new porn laws, I can't help but feel there's a slight flaw in the plan of ordering Hooters for delivery. Do they just pop in a picture of their tits with your serviettes?
Final @DoorDash totals for 2023! Total spent was $40,490.11 across 69 restaurants/stores. Here's the overall summary (click to expand):
🇸🇦(pif): By the way, have I ever told you what a smashing figure you have? I’d love to take you back to my hotel room, run my hands across your curves, and make you feel like a real woman… 😏 🦁(Premier League): Oh pif, you’re so naughty! Take me! Take me! 😍
It’s actually ridiculous when you put it down in black and white. #NUFC
Evil Peter Kay:
Who remembers a lad called Ched Evans? 🤔
I'll always remember the physiotherapist at work talking to her friend about how she'd been with 'two rugby lads, two navy lads, and a football lad' that year. It just brings me down. They never want a cheeky monkey lad, or a mucky pup lad like me, do they! 😢
Anybody else have an issue with football shirts? Like I’ve bought a few over the years, like the look of new ones, but there are so few opportunities to actually wear them. Theme parks, the zoo, foreign holidays. That’s about it.
Look i understand the emotions here but is it not insane that we’ve decided constant sexual torture and abuse is an integral part of our justice system
Kaylee Goncalves’ mom Kristi shares scathing victim impact statement addressing Bryan Kohberger: “You may have received As in high school, but you’re gonna be getting big Ds in prison.”
Just witnessed the ultimate indignity. Turned up at a sparsely attended non-league football match and a driving instructor is using the car park for reverse bay parking practice.
Say what you want about Hulk Hogan, you have to admit he was up there, one of the best wrestlers of his generation. Up there with Giant Haystacks AND Big Daddy imo.
INNOVATIVE | This Football Shirt Manufacturer Has Created a Football Shirt That ISN’T ‘Inspired by the past, designed for the future’!
🔥 Retro roots. New era. Available in-store and online at 8am tomorrow! ⏰
Excuse me! You’re meant to be representing the Green Party! Not the ruddy Blue (Language) Party! My young son, 23, could have watched this!
⏳ Final week to sign up to the Green Party. 🗳️ Vote for Bold Leadership on August 1st.
Just a heads up for any #tradesmen who follow me. @Argos_Online are currently selling a piece of wood for just £110, down from £125.
Utterly insane the chokehold ‘Hardly Athletic’ has on some of you. Not me of course, my title-winning 5-aside team was called AFC Place a Motion Sensor you understand.
FPL managers love to get creative with their team names 😅 Take a look at some of our favourite names and get inspired 👉 preml.ge/kg9iq38v #FPL
Mum’s utterly obsessed with Kneecap at the moment. Mentions them every day, got her tickets, but I’ve just brought up how the Hofmeister Bear got cancelled and she said, “Just like Kneecap!”. Would anyone like to write a Spectator article about that?