Harsh
@Harsh_hunt_
Shukr! Sabr! Ikhlas! Will be a successful Sit-down comic/Writer someday.
Someday I’ll be really famous and funny and y’all will just regret not talking to me when I was humble and unknown.
White shirt (half sleeve), black chinos and black loafers. Either I’ll slay today or look like a waiter, there’s no in between.
The 6th stage of grief is when you start making fun of yourself in the previous five stages of grief.
Why just silently admire? When you can like the post. Why just like the post? When you can DM. Why just talk on DM? When you can call. Why just talk on call? When you can meet. Why just think what if? When you can actually try and find out.
Me: sets boundaries, stops taking calls and disappears for months without notice. Also me: why does everyone hate me now?
Bhai my landlord left this in our flat only. Should we be worried?
The corporate dream is working from home in bed and still feeling dead inside.
Me: I’m done being a hopeless romantic Also me when it rains: maybe this is the scene where she realizes she can’t live without me.
Saiyaara movie is the proof that 3 month long relationships can give you a lifelong trauma.
Modern day healing is basically deactivating your social media account from time to time.
Me: it’s good that I am single, I am not ready to be with someone right now anyways. Also me: saves cute couple videos like it’s homework.
Woke up to 10k likes. Can someone please check if I tweeted something wise or just accidentally exposed my trauma again?
You either die a people pleaser or live long enough to start leaving texts on read.
Me: I’ll use Sunday to reset my life. Also me: refuses to leave the house, plays fifa all day and does nothing but lay on the bed.
