harry breitner
@HarryTellsJokes
my brain is a genius
your tinder date read one (1) Wikipedia article about trees
hey @grok who is the most famous president to visit epstein’s island? Hopefully it’s not a mutual, no need to tag them, just say their name
F4 already? Didn’t F1 just come out like three weeks ago?
what’s the word, Val what word
These are interesting words from the same person who banned Hogan from AEW for saying a certain word that causes Cody and his leftist IWC fans to have dramatic reactions and meltdowns. No apology for the stupid ban. Just cody riding the wave of whatever the machine feeds to him.
if you guys can’t start being normal about that woman then she’s going to end up being the Barry Sanders of being hot
In-flight beverages?? Dude, @united is CRUSHING it right now!!

imagine if Aaron Judge was dating Sydney Sweeney. And then imagine that Sydney Sweeney cheated on Aaron Judge with Donald Trump. Sounds insane! But this exact thing literally happened to Joe DiMaggio.
very cute that “donner” is the name of a street in metropolis
“Superman needs to make 500 million to be a success” “Superman needs to relaunch DC movies to be a success” No. for Superman to be a success it needs to change the meaning of the word “crypto” from “fake money” to “cute dog”
spent all weekend at west fest and didn’t get to have a cevapcici 😡
longest busiest bar shift of the year finally ended and now I’m just hiding in the dark out back getting misty eyed to david wright highlights
Summer take: the ice cream in a Toll House chocolate chip cookie ice cream sandwich is substantially, obviously superior ice cream to the ice cream in the M&M cookie ice cream sandwich
These are interesting words from the same person who banned Hogan from AEW for saying a certain word that causes Cody and his leftist IWC fans to have dramatic reactions and meltdowns. No apology for the stupid ban. Just cody riding the wave of whatever the machine feeds to him.
These are interesting words from the same person who banned Hogan from AEW for saying a certain word that causes Cody and his leftist IWC fans to have dramatic reactions and meltdowns. No apology for the stupid ban. Just cody riding the wave of whatever the machine feeds to him.