Jack Harkness Quote Bot
@Harkness_Bot
Jack Quote Bot Return! Some NSFW quotes but nothing too explicit. run by @iantosbf, ty to @BrittasFan for giving me the acc and the bot is from @GimmickBots
Hello everyone! This acc has been gifted to me by the amazing @BrittasEmpire and it is now being turned into a Jack Harkness Quote Bot! If you're not in the torchwood/doctor who fandom then please feel free to unmoot/unfollow! A few things abt this acc: 1- Quotes will be (1/3)
Just take Gwen home, please. I can't look at her any more
Intuitive hard-light simulations, actually. They had to write a special algorithm just for my cheek bones
JACK: Captain Jack Harkness. And who are you? TEN: Stop it
Saving him might have completely messed up the course of history. But sometimes you don’t care, you want to break the rules of time and space, throw everything into chaos and to hell with the consequences, just to save someone you love
‘But you’ll be killed’ Ianto said Jack shrugged ‘So what’s new?’
‘You’re very blasphemous’ said Torsten Jack smiled at him ‘I’ll take that as a compliment’
VICTORIA: Captain, if you do not hand over those guns, we will have you stuffed and placed in your own collection of aliens JACK: And what’s my punishment?
Wait a minute… Am I hearing this correctly? Ianto is sitting there… naked? Oh, that is such an unfair advantage in naked hide-and-seek
ROSE: You used to be a Time Agent, now you're some kind of freelancer JACK: Well, that's a little harsh. I like to think of myself as a criminal
We've got to get you out of here. I can survive anything, but you can't
Three rules. One, don't believe anything he says. Two, always keep him in front of you. And three, under no circumstances let him kiss you
OWEN: You should be dead JACK: I’m the stubborn type
She was hanging from a barrage balloon, I had an invisible spaceship. I never stood a chance
Sorry, I had to, to help you prepare. I know what death is. I want you to be ready
GODALMING: You clever sod JACK: Oh, I’ve been called worse
It was a con. I was conning you. That's what I am, I'm a con man
JOHN: Where are you going? JACK: Back to our room. Trevor keeps pushing his big toe into my mouth
CATRIONA: Have you got any idea what you're doing? JACK: Not really. Making it up as I go along. What I do best