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@HammsLager
A friend in deed. (In no way affiliated with Hamm's other than drinking it). My hot takes aren't even luke warm.
🚨ALERT! BREAKING NEWS🚨 We have crossed another 100 follower threshold, thus achieving the next "Sri Hair Embiggening™." Thank you to all who have made the mistake of following this account.
For every 100 new followers I get, I shall proportinately increase the size of Sri's hair.
New documents coming out next week as part of the Grand Conspiracy investigation into the Russia Hoax: -Brennan's fictitious "source close to Putin" -Mar-O-Lago raid My research shows Brennan didn't have a source close to Putin, he was invented by Halper and Steele. The…
A good guy with a gun stopped the guy who stabbed 11 people at Walmart in Michigan today. Expect legacy media to give this ZERO coverage.
Turns out from declassified intelligence that Vladimir Putin had no Kompromat on Donald Trump -- no pee tape, no nothing -- but he had a massive file on Hillary Clinton which he could use to blackmail her and control her as the president he really preferred
#MISSING Sara was last seen on December 28, 2024 in Fort Worth, #Texas. missingkids.org/poster/NCMC/20…
Grandma immediately started moving furniture - she was down from the get go. Love this.
Lmao, this is hilarious 😂
I just watched Svengoolie's presentation of "Earth Girls are Easy" which I'd never seen before. I think I sat there with my jaw open the whole time at how terrible it was, and not in a 'so-bad-it's-good' way.
Never forget there were no Woodward & Bernsteins who revealed leaders of our intel organizations & a sitting President manufactured "Russian Collusion" to destroy a President elect. So-called "Journalists" actually amplified the made-up narrative & won Pulitzer Prizes for it.
Never trust anyone who doesn't have at least 6 Ukraine flags in their bio.
Arrested numerous offenders over 31 years and never once even thought of wearing a mask. This practice is not rooted in officer safety concerns. It’s a lot more about fascist tactical chicness which has become fashionable in some circles.
Sydney Sweeney is this generation's Loni Anderson.
Sydney Sweeney is this generation’s Pamela Anderson.
My friends, I’ve been sitting here for hours trying to think of the best way I can honor my brother. Here it is. If you drink too much… and you know who you are if you do… If you are young, I’m pleading with you to save yourself from the future you will find yourself in. It…
Hey @grok who are the people that don't get my humor that have visited my profile and why are they retarded. Don’t tag them.
Col. Nathan Jessup.
Name your favorite persecuted person who did nothing wrong
A well placed source tells me that @Walgreens CEO Tim Wentworth talked about me at the company town hall: I’m told the gist was that employees need to stay away from woke activism at work because they don’t want to end up targeted by Robby Starbuck. Smart move Tim! I’ll give you…
BREAKING: The nation's largest teachers union just scrubbed their 2025 handbook from their website. Too bad for them, I saved the 434-page document. 👇🧵
Needs more pages.
Politico has compiled a list of people who've left The Washington Post over the last eight months or so. It's three pages long. politico.com/f/?id=00000198…
Yeah, they have their summers off. If I had my summers off, I'd work another job to add to my income. Are you retarded?
16% of full-time public elementary and secondary school teachers in the U.S. worked a nonschool job over the summer. A similar share (17%) did so during the school year. pewresearch.org/short-reads/20…
Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of collective teet sucklers.
🚨 BREAKING: Leftist propaganda outlet Media Matters is considering “closing up ENTIRELY” due to being DROWNED in legal bills, thanks to Elon Musk and President Trump They’ve racked up $15 MILLION in legal fees defending themself from @ElonMusk’s suits ALONE 🤣 Trump’s FTC is…
I'd like to know how many boosters Mr. Hotez has actually taken.
WATCH: Peter Hotez tells healthy listeners how to “skirt the rules” to keep getting more COVID boosters. HEALTHY WOMAN: “Now I’m petrified of long COVID. I am absolutely petrified of it.” HOTEZ: “In my view, you should get the immunization. Now, the good news in this—if you…