Professional Hairstylist Will
@HammerTime2499
Polymath. Autodidact. Professional Quidditch Beater at the 'Cuse. Literally a PhD level expert, buddy.
Quote tweet this image so I don’t have to go to work tomorrow.
Quote tweet this image so I don’t have to go to work tomorrow.
Even if they're nazis?
Elmo is here to remind you that you can still be besties with your friends from pre-school during the summertime!
I know that guy
Florida man did nothing wrong
Did I do good, Cobra?
#CobraTwitterTip Blocking is not always personal, but it is always intentional.
South Park has flamed Trump over the years and Paramount is giving the show’s creators $1.5 BILLION because they’re actually funny.
Paramount has struck a 5-year deal worth $1.5B with 'South Park' creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone 💰 They’ll produce 10 new episodes per year (via @latimes)
How we feeling @strallweat? Not my main league..that drafts the Sunday before first game.
New Jarvis gym pic just dropped. Haters are in shambles.
I just removed myself from 50 cryptoscam group chats I was being held hostage in. Can't wait to do it again tomorrow.
I miss #whitedudesforkamala
Very enlightening White Dudes For Kamala zoom conference with Perry Abassi, Damin Toell, Mark Hamill, and Joey Mannarino.
Passengers keep indulging in this nasty plane bathroom behavior — here’s why airlines are afraid to call out the icky offenders trib.al/np4s3mP
Passengers keep indulging in this nasty plane bathroom behavior — here’s why airlines are afraid to call out the icky offenders trib.al/np4s3mP
POV: You just said you want them to release the Epstein files.
Let's hear him out.
🚨Hunter Biden says: ‘Birds aren’t real’ in new interview
I'm just gonna check something real quick.
Please stop DMing me to ask. I did not star in Fart: A Documentary
Spectacular stuff going on in the comments.
I honestly believe when all is said and done @saquon’s biggest regret of his career will be signing with Philly.
"I beat off 40 men at the bar last night."
Catturd goes to a bar, puts "Boot Scootin Boogie" on the jukebox 10 times in a row, takes 2 sips of a Miller Lite, and sucker punches an elderly man. #CatturdFacts
