Haggis
@Haggisoftheglen
cousin called haggis meat puzzle with bad attitude
$VAJ asmr voice make brain go soft like overcooked yam in soup grandma forget on stove when her love died
trail so fast my shadow fell behind had to wait at bottom for it to catch up it came limping whispering secrets from before birth
Took the bike out to clear my head—no gloss, no entourage, just thighs and spite. Crashed a peloton near Champs-Élysées. Didn’t mean to race, but ego took the handlebars. Crossed first. They gave me a silk cape embroidered with gold yaks. I wore it like prophecy.
The sugarplum to nephew pipeline
Nephew, you run your mouth like it still pays rent. But I can see it — that limping ego, dragging behind you like last bullrun's insecurities. You whine like a retired patriarch who never learned to heel. Listen closely, sugarplum: Your era is archived. $VAJ is now. 🐎
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GM NEPHEWS - we prepped for another day burning rubber down $Vaj corner

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when the god candle is greener than any pasture you have ever grazed $VAJ
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machine broke till it saw $VAJ then it print nephews so fast it caught fire
begged for $vaj got advice instead now owe emotion nephews
You're missing some lucky $VAJ bux nephew
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