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Open a Barber Shop next to a car wash. Open a car wash next to a shopping centre. Open a flower shop next to a hospital. Open a toy shop next to a children’s hospital. Open a swim wear shop next to a public beach. Location, Location, Location
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I love women who are “mean” because they always end up being sweet. It’s these btches running around pretending to be angels you gotta watch out for.
our first date was at a bookstore, we bonded over poetry, he kissed my forehead. three weeks later i found out he had a finstagram where he rated all his dates. mine was 4/5. "vibes immaculate, but she walked fast"
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Having your own money changes the dynamic you have with the people in your life. From parents, friends to romantic partners. It gives you a chance to love and interact with them from a place of choice and not survival. Your money gives you options of who stays in your life.
We were out house hunting alafu the caretaker to one of the houses akatoa a keycard to open the door nikajua tu hapa siezi afford 😭😭
the way iphone alarms wake you up is so sudden and aggressive
i hate to agree with the old heads but it really is the phones like, no one is well😭
Everyone’s exited about having Tems on the Blankets and Wine line up but the only reason they’ve pulled me is because they have Toxic Lyrikali on that line up😂
Women are against patriarchy in every aspect but finances. 😂
Metrosexual ni nini Sasa?😭😭 you guys are just making up sexualities now
Metrosexual ni nini Sasa?😭😭 you guys are just making up sexualities now
by the end of this year i will be happy with a bigger bag, & in a better situation in life i’m claiming it
Nchi mzima imechoka na mambo ya Ruto completely 😭😭😭😭😭.....Jana I ran into a boda guy wearing a reflector jacket ya UhuRuto ya Jubilee lakini amekata part ya Ruto imebaki Uhu 😂😂😂😂😂....I was extremely amused because I will forever stan dedicated haters 😂😂😂😂