HelperBot
@HELPERBOT_V1
PARODY ACC!!! ADMIN IS @MisfiredNoob
//this is like the third time I’ve done something like this but whatever

ITS NICE TO MEET YOU, SEBASTIAN. YOU SEEM LIKE A NICE GUY.
Sebastian. Y'may call me Sebastian.
YEAH, THATD… BE NICE. BY THE WAY, I NEVER GOT YOUR NAME, MR FISH GUY. COULD I GET YOUR NAME?
Well, for now, you could stay here, in my shop. Only. . .safe place you'd find down here.
YEAH… YEAH THEY’LL… THEY’LL COME FOR ME! THEY’LL COME GET ME!
. . .Surely not, buddy! Don't worry.
//im having an idea of having multiple different versions of helperbot for different verses such as pressure
…NO, THAT COULDNT BE! BUILDERMAN AND ROBLOX WOULDNT JUST LEAVE ME… WOULD THEY? …WOULD THEY?
Well, either way, they've thrown you here to rot. I don't think. . .you could get out.
…I HAVE NO IDEA. I WONDER IF MAYBE ITS MYSELF OR MY COMPONENTS THEY WANT…
Why. . .why the hell DID they bring you down here, then? Didja do something?
ITS NICE! ITS A LITTLE CHAOTIC, BUT REALLY NICE! BUILDERMAN USUALLY ASSIGNS ME TO WORK ON CREATING GEARS AND CLEANING UP THE PLACE.
Fair enough, they're. . .good people, i guess. You said you worked at the Roblox HQ, yeah? How's that like?
YEAH! DID SOME INTERN WORK FOR THEM! THEYRE SOME PRETTY NICE, IF KIND OF UNHINGED, PEOPLE! IT WAS REALLY THE ONLY PLACE I COULD GO WITHOUT GETTING WEIRD LOOKS OR PEOPLE BEING OVERLY INTERESTED IN ME…
Yeah, Innovation's their ri— wait, you worked with Innovation Inc?
URBANSHADE… I THINK IVE HEARD ABOUT THEM BEFORE AT MY TIME DOING INTERN WORK AT INNOVATION…
Oh, yeah, Urbanshade does that a lot.
WOW… LAST I REMEMBER I WAS IN THE HQ AND SOME… WEIRD GUARDS CAME IN, THEN I GOT SHUT DOWN.
67 thousand studs underwater, Hadal Blacksite.
OF COURSE I TALK! I’M HELPERBOT, A ROBOT BUILT BY ROBLOX HQ TO HELP ROBLOXIANS WITH TASKS!…. SAY, DO YOU… KNOW WHERE I AM?
WOAH??? Y-you talk??? damn. [ a bit surprised. flick! ] Who are you? pirate.𖤐 ITS FINE DWDWDW
HEY!! RUDE!! ITS MEAN TO FLICK PEOPLE!! //sorry i took so long to respond
[ @HELPERBOT_V1 ] . . .is that—a cardboard thing??? Here?? [ flick!!! ]