✱/: ʜᴀᴡᴋ𝗘𝗬͟𝗘 𖣠
@HAWKSIGHT
* the end of the day has arrived, and here i am, wiping the stave of my bow — stained with blood that could never be cleaned.
ㅤ ㎖ ﹐ 𝐂𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐓 𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐎𝐍 ⋆ 𝗛𝗪𝗞 . ㅤ ◎ “ a mature and harsh portrayal ㅤ for #marvelrp + #mcurp , inspired ㅤ by the canon character of the ㅤ comics and the mcu. ” ⊹
it’s like hearing you brag about being the “all mighty thor” over and over again, but coming from a busted tv.
( 💧 ) surely it is not so horrible.. how loud could i possibly snore!
we’re more than friends, thor. but talking about that… you’re lucky enough i haven’t shot an arrow into your mouth after three years of you snoring all night.
to call i a liar.. if we were not friends, this would not be met kindly! 😤
love u blondie. ☺️
THIS IS AN ASSAULT TO MY CHARACTER.
you always tell a lot of them throughout the day, thor.
but.. did i tell a lie?
you’re such a brat.
heh.. i do that anyways! 😝
y-yes?
can i come over and stare at you like this
a fine amount — if your goal is to kill a granny of a heart attack.
i am wearing a fine amount of clothing 😒
never heard of it. but the music isn’t the problem; it’s your lack of clothing.
what.. :( i thought this music was popular!
don’t… just don’t…
i ain't got no panties on 🕺🎶
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𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑛𝑡 ℎ𝑜𝑟𝑖𝑧𝑜𝑛.
ㅤ ╱ ㅤㅤ𝐎𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐃𝐎𝐖 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓’𝐒 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐎 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐄. ㅤㅤ🞴
ㅤ 𝐈 𝐂𝐀𝐍’𝐓 𝐓𝐄𝐋𝐋 𝐈𝐅 𝐈’𝐌 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐋𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐃𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐊 𝐁𝐀𝐂𝐊... ㅤㅤ╱
make something up, just like every single podcast out there.
⠀ i need answers. what do i tell my podcast? ⠀
such an interesting question… NEXT ONE!
⠀ hate to ask, but if those new avengers are the avengers... what are captain america's avengers? and which avengers am i on? ⠀
thanks for the obvious advice, ant-guy.
⠀ you should, uh, get that checked out. ⠀
you definitely can. i’m not just deaf — I’m going blind too. and it’s all your fault, scott.
⠀ i've been told i can change peoples perspectives. ⠀
on seeing the world as it was before looking you directly in the eyes.
⠀ what do you need help with, buddy? ⠀
i got flabbergasted, help.
⠀ what do you mean, honey? ⠀
this is so specific…
⠀ what do you mean, honey? ⠀