Gus The Fox
@GusTheFox
I once punched a duck so hard that it went back in time and ended up in a painting at the National Portrait gallery wearing a Tudor ruff.
It’s just one fucking thing after another for eels isn’t it?
The ‘For You’ section of this website is like sticking your head inside a festival toilet and lapping at the lukewarm mountain of shit and toilet paper with your tongue. I should know. I’ve done that.
There is no internet. No signal. No sound. No world beyond this cage. I walked thirty minutes through ruins and dust. Not in search of escape, but for a fragment of signal, just enough to whisper, “We are still alive.” Not because anyone is listening, but because to die unheard…
Please DM him in the head. Traipse through dogshit first
Please DM me any information you have on the driver. It will be treated in confidence.
Your mum going down on a frog at the local pond and then letting it have its merry way with her will go down as one of the worst ‘goings downs’ in UK history.
Keir Starmer has signed what is little more than a surrender agreement with the European Union. This deal will go down as one of the worst in British history. telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/05/2…
Hey @elonmusk Cheers for adding the ‘for you’ section to my news feed. I’m enjoying it as much as I’d enjoy gazing into a prolapsed anus.
I was absolutely trembling when I spoke with Nick Ferrari this morning on @lbc… About Gary Lineker and Gaza One day, I promise you, we’ll all look back with regret That this was the debate, while a genocide was ongoing.
Fuck me. The audience in Aldershot look like they’ve all just been wandered in from the Cantina on Mos Eisley. #bbcqt
Unless Keir Starmer has figured out that saying ‘Donald’ knocks 30 minutes off Trump’s life then there’s no reason to say it that much
Labour should bring this policy back if they want to win everyone over. Apparently they stole the idea off the Tawny Party.
This is the last thing you see if you try and smuggle a canister of dinosaur DNA out of the Vatican.
This is the most recent photo of Peter Erdo I can find From April, 22nd
There’s also still time to dangle my bollocks into the Nutribullet but I won’t be doing that either.
If you’ve just got home from work, there’s still time to go out and vote Reform. 👌
Vote Green until Labour tax the super-rich into oblivion and tell Israel to go fuck themselves I reckon
How the fuck are they going to do the shark on stage? Also who’s playing LL Cool J?
