Assman
@Guntmuncher
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Wife wiping my big ass: there's a lot of cum back here Me, drinking cum: that's normal
They should invent an n word that people won't get mad at you for saying
It's funny they fought for like 2 years to release this and there's absolutely no chance it'll be good
John Cena choking out Tweety Bird with one hand in ‘COYOTE VS ACME’
Faaaaaaagggggggoooootttt
His main contribution is his strange & iconic voice. He didn't write any Sabbath songs & very few singers even tried to sound like him. In terms of influence, everyone else in the band was way more important. Even his solo work was mainly influential because of the guitarists
There's a Pizza Hut in North Carolina that is untouched by time; red cups for beverages, light fixtures, jukebox, table cloths, and even has the salad bar oh my god
There's a Pizza Hut in North Carolina that is untouched by time; red cups for beverages, light fixtures, jukebox, table cloths, and even has the salad bar oh my god
Down syndrome guy gave me the stink eye at Wal-Mart brother I will fart in this aisle and blame it on you
Full support for Cinesthetic; being crazy horny way better than bein like "all women are ugly whores i hope they die"
There was an older Black woman who kept saying “I rebuke it” during the Demon Slayer movie trailer. & We all shushed her.. Like, ma’am.. You here to watch Superman, not JesusMan. STFU.
Simmons pretending Smart was ever good/will ever be good again one of his best bits
Ahhhhhhh I’ve gone blind! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
Worst part of being a manlet is having to act like short people jokes dont make me want to actually kill myself
Imagine being "virile" and not cumming your pants at least once a day
Please stop talking like this it's making me angry
imagine you’re in 1994, your fav releases one of the best debut albums of all time, you’re ready to tell everyone how he ended the beatles and madonna and all their favs at stan twitter wars at the town square or something, and then he just dies….. i’d be so pissed off