Australian Greens (Parody)
@GreensAU2
Australia's most anti-Australia political party. Parody account.
As parliament reopens, we're limping in after an election that was an absolute nightmare for us. It was a bloodbath. Aiming for nine lower house seats, we were lucky to cling to one, with even the woke retards in Melbourne kicking Adam Bandt to the curb. Thankfully, beloved…
On may 25, there was a machete brawl between rival gangs in Melbourne's Northland. Yesterday, a stolen car was driven through the shopping centre while shoppers jumped out of the way. Today, a fire was started in Myer there. There seems to be a problem in Northland. And that…
"I will bring the voices of my community... oops, I mean the people of Australia... into parliament." 😳
If you want your newborn to not end up racist, make sure you give them a "Welcome Baby to Country Sprinkling Ceremony"
Mehreen Faruqi threw a hissy yesterday because they wouldn't let her rant about how racist parliament is racist against black & brown people 🤬
Parliament reopened today, Day 1, and she's back at it, raking in $300,000 a year fighting for the only people she cares about, with fuck all to offer for Australia. This circus won't end until you morons stop voting for us.
The only issues Australia currently faces are Palestine and climate change. Young people have demonstrated that they understand this better than anyone else❤️ We should lower the voting age to enable young voices to better influence parliamentary decisions ✊
Did you know there's a General Post Office building in Gaza that looks identical to the General Post Office building in Melb... Er, Naarm? 😲
This is Drew Hutton, the cis-white boomer who co-founded the Greens with Bob Brown. This 78-year-old fossil wasn’t content just basking in his OG Greens cred. Instead he had to go full transphobic traitor by speaking at two rallies organised by Woman Up Queensland, a TERF…
We should follow the UK's model and use the vast fortune in our federal treasury to fund hotels for muslim refugees. What could possibly go wrong?
What happened between 2010 and 2023 in Australia, UK, US, NZ, Canada, France, Germany and Sweden but not in Poland?🤔
"I f***ing hate racists. And white people. And Jews." - Mehreen Faruqi
Greens Senator Breaks Down in Tears After Learning the US Has Destroyed Iran's Peaceful Secret Nuke Cache
Why is 3% of the population responsible for 33% of birth defects? 🤔
