Justin Credible

Martin Luther would’ve loved pinned tweets

biggest villain in the history of cinema

when the meat from the crab leg comes out in one whole piece

who needs a ninja creami when the good Lord gave us blue bell

i’ve been going to the gym consistently for 18 months now and today i think i finally got the “post-workout strut out of the locker room” down pat

starting an alt account but it will be strictly zebra cake related content

okay the CEO/HR kiss cam story has run its course, y’all can stop posting about it now

WHAT IN THE LIVINGSTON PARISH IS THIS

i meant to ask for sour cream, but accidentally said whipped cream, and now i can never show my face at this chipotle again

judging by the facial expression of several employees, i guess my 5-inch inseam gym shorts were riding a little high in the drive-thru this morning. i don’t think i’m allowed back at this chick-fil-a.

i turned the AC down to 50 so i could justify making a pot of gumbo

you can run girl, but you can’t hide

the masculine urge to fight every guy you make eye contact with in the gym

note to future self: if you’re gonna cover your naked body with sushi as a romantic gesture don’t use wasabi

if you’re not pissing every 30 minutes you’re not drinking enough water

chick-fil-a would never

decisions were made today

me at chipotle watching the new hire struggle to roll my burrito

somebody in baton rouge had an interesting night

if y’all need me i’ll be at this diner

me in the backseat after leaving waffle house