Dan Franck 🇻🇦🇺🇲🪖🎲
@GrampsToolshed
Catholic Anarchist, D&D, guns, booklover, heavy metal, hockey, lifelong soldier, frozen Minnesotan. I read Baen Books, play Savage Worlds, shoot PSA guns.
I wouldn't say "strangest". I would say "favorite". 😎❤💛🖤😎❤💛🖤

Hey @Grok when are the Minnesota Vikings finally going to win a Super Bowl? Will I live to see it?
Redneck ingenuity is evergreen. ❤
I Built a Backwards Truck To Confuse Police
Confession time - I bought a few Taurus guns when I was young and broke and didn't know any better....... And I am even now considering some of their 22 revolvers. They just look like such fun cheap plinkers. 🤷♂️😁❤👉💥

I'm starting to think the gun control movement doesn't really exist. Maybe it's just like a tax write off or something??? I dunno, but they fucking lost and it's getting more total every single day. 💯

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! 😜🤣
I don’t think Gatorade & the WNBA fully thought this marketing campaign through 😆
Whoever writes the Instagram captions for the ICE page needs a raise. LOL
I LOVE Air Conditioning. But even with it, I still love fans. Hell, I wish they had some kind of website that was OnlyFans.... I'm sorry, I'm sorry!!! 😜🤣

You ever read one of your buddy's books that he wrote and come away thinking "WTF is going on in your head, dude?" 😜❤🔥 You seem so normal!!!! 🤣

#HappyLunchTime!!! We don't have enough pizza parties as adults. My office used to do these pretty often, but not much since the beer flu. We should bring it back.

Remember when you game this weekend - not everything is supposed to be a fair fight. Might save your character's life!!!

This is why I love you guys!!! 😉💯👍
“If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.” ― J.R.R. Tolkien
I suck at this. I love when people give me tasty treats, but I suck at returning the dishes. Mea culpa. 😖
