Gooey, CPA (poop arc)
@GooeyFromGTMO
aka shiddor sanders | certified poop advisor
I am thrilled to announce that I will be starting a new role! I’ve accepted a position as a Staff Poop Advisor at Poop Aura Capital. I want to thanks my friends, family and mentors who have helped me along the way. I can’t wait to see what this new chapter has to offer!
Shiddors can now be staked to earn $poop That’s alot of aura, hoe.
Staking is now LIVE on @sol_suite! Stake your Shiddors and start earning $Poop Aura! Shoutout to the team at @LaunchMyNFT for making NFTs seamless and easy on Solana! ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️ solsuite.io/shiddors
I like to stay on a routine. It helps keep me grounded and focused. Every night, I like to get some light reading in. Just picked this book up, seems interesting.
Just ate White Castle. I can feel a crime log brewing in my large intestine.
Diabolical flush. - Shiddor Sanders, CPA
As a poop advisor, it is my duty to avoid speculation. I rely on key poop indicators (KPIs) in addition to tried and true aura analysis techniques. My detailed log wave analysis says you’re not bullish enough. Not financial advice. It’s poop advice.
Sometimes the stars simply align. There are too many signs to ignore. I was in the middle of taking my morning poop about 10 minutes ago when it suddenly dawned on me… Shiddor Sanders was drafted by the Cleveland BROWNS this year. There are no coincidences.
As a poop advisor, it is my duty to avoid speculation. I rely on key poop indicators (KPIs) in addition to tried and true aura analysis techniques. My detailed log wave analysis says you’re not bullish enough. Not financial advice. It’s poop advice.
I’m only going to say it once, but I will be right You might call me crazy, but I will be right again Like I always am. I rarely call or share tokens. I hold them for months and they run. There are strong fundamentals When $poop went live, I instantly bought 1% “just in…
Community + memes > everything else. That's the pumpfun way baby. Now thats a really chill aura Alon! 🥶💩✨
seeing people raiding hard (& creatively!) is refreshing poop aura is the stupidest shit I’ve ever seen, but the community is proving that bag working isn’t a lost art make raiding great again
“Bro @a1lon9 what are you doing?! You are literally posting about POOP!! What about $PUMP?? I need it to go UP so I can SELL Alon!” Alon: