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Just here to scream 😱 into the void. Praeteritum colit nos in aeternum. This is where we used to live.
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Florida man arrested for slapping pregnant woman smoking a cigarette.
The overwhelming nepotism in every new Sandler movie has moved beyond distaste to second-hand embarrassment
Being disappointed in Happy Gilmore 2 is like being disappointed in a gas station hot dog. It was never pretending to be something it wasn’t.
I was in a situationship with this girl that was friends with the owner of the best damn small concert space in the entire country at that time. Intimate setting to see the best bands. We were let in one day to see Blues Traveler. One of the best live shows and stayed for the…
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Sunlight deficiency is more dangerous than red meat, cholesterol, and salt combined. Get outside.
I dated a relatively famous television reporter. Got to go to a lot of free events and activities that were comped to TV personalities, which happens a lot. We were recognized wherever we went (well, she was anyway). My advice to all men - DON’T.
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Have you ever talked with someone and they were like sand, absorbing all energy and returning nothing but a grain here or there? Energy-suckers suck!
I keep saying it’s brutal out there
25% of older Gen X and young boomer workers who have been laid off in the past decade haven’t been able to find a new job since, per FORTUNE
Tattoos are a sign of downward mobility. And yes, that means what you think about so many millennials getting the scribbles.
Tattoo discourse upsets more people than any other subject because it's so clearly true that they are a strong class marker.
We need another goddamn Godzilla movie as much as we needed another damn dinosaur movie. Here’s a clue - the dinosaurs get out, every damn time people!! Even Scarface Johannesburg couldn’t save that abomination!
Ryunosuke Kamiki and Minami Hamabe will seemingly return for the ‘GODZILLA MINUS ONE’ sequel. (via: @14_kaiju)
I know we don't live here anymore, We bought an old house on the Danforth, She loves me and her body keeps me warm, I'm happy here. This is where we used to live.
Wildlife conservationist placing baby owls back in their burrow
But tell me, did the wind sweep you off your feet? Did you finally get the chance To dance along the light of day And head back to the Milky Way? And tell me, did Venus blow your mind? Was it everything you wanted to find? And did you miss me While you were looking for yourself…
If someone challenges you with the phrase “Chickity China, the Chinese chicken..” How do you respond? (This determines if we can be friends) ((Without cheating!))
Flyover states suck
Oklahoma is the State where you can retire on the least savings: $729,145 Hawaii takes 1st place for the most expensive state to retire in, requiring a savings of: $2,169,896 Florida is squarely in the middle at: $967,576
A partner at a prominent law firm told me “AI is now doing work that used to be done by 1st to 3rd year associates. AI can generate a motion in an hour that might take an associate a week. And the work is better. Someone should tell the folks applying to law school right now.”
No matter how much I dress up, I can never convince the camera that I don’t have autism.